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1. Noun - Erect Apple like really hard n shit
Josh: wow thats one erect apple!!
John: You might just say its an erpple!!!
Erpple by JoshaWoshaJosha October 7, 2023
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1. Noun - an erect apple
Friend 1: "Why is this apple so hard?"
Friend 2: "It's an erpple."
Erpple by KiritoSimp March 17, 2022
1. Noun - Errect Apple
Friend 1: “Why is this apple so hard?”
Friend 2: “It’s because it’s an erpple.”
Erpple by anonymous March 17, 2022

Eppler Junior High 

A junior high located in the middle of nowhere michigan where it’s 80 percent chaldeans with perms and a fake chain, and all the girls have a nicotine addiction
Bro, I would be quiet, you have a girlfriend from Eppler Junior High.
a venomous creature that is akin to a camel spider that has actual hands. the hands resemble rat like claws that have the dexterity of a level 10 paladin in 1980's dungeons and dragons. this creature routinely sides with the devil in battles of good versus bad. tend to not know what they have until it is gone.
an eppler is usually someone of who thinks they have extreme power and riches (but are incontinant) who treats people as if they are nothing. hence, they are the "black mamba" of them all. They act good and kind like a paladin, but really are the "rat clawed" devil's doer.
eppler by twigenstien December 12, 2010
The inability to correctly pronounce the "r" sound, instead forming a "w" or completely omitting the "r".
Ahmad: Want to go on the wed wollah-coasteh?
Monica: I think you might need to go to speech therapy for that erple.
Ahmad: I don't have an ewple!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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