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Erpple is a genius GRLPWR she is the best person to ever exist bow down
Erppleism #ourfatherweartinheaven
erpple by Idek.org January 25, 2022
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1. Noun - Erect Apple like really hard n shit
Josh: wow thats one erect apple!!
John: You might just say its an erpple!!!
Erpple by JoshaWoshaJosha October 7, 2023
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1. Noun - an erect apple
Friend 1: "Why is this apple so hard?"
Friend 2: "It's an erpple."
Erpple by KiritoSimp March 17, 2022
1. Noun - Errect Apple
Friend 1: “Why is this apple so hard?”
Friend 2: “It’s because it’s an erpple.”
Erpple by anonymous March 17, 2022

Eppler Junior High 

A junior high located in the middle of nowhere michigan where it’s 80 percent chaldeans with perms and a fake chain, and all the girls have a nicotine addiction
Bro, I would be quiet, you have a girlfriend from Eppler Junior High.
a venomous creature that is akin to a camel spider that has actual hands. the hands resemble rat like claws that have the dexterity of a level 10 paladin in 1980's dungeons and dragons. this creature routinely sides with the devil in battles of good versus bad. tend to not know what they have until it is gone.
an eppler is usually someone of who thinks they have extreme power and riches (but are incontinant) who treats people as if they are nothing. hence, they are the "black mamba" of them all. They act good and kind like a paladin, but really are the "rat clawed" devil's doer.
eppler by twigenstien December 12, 2010
The inability to correctly pronounce the "r" sound, instead forming a "w" or completely omitting the "r".
Ahmad: Want to go on the wed wollah-coasteh?
Monica: I think you might need to go to speech therapy for that erple.
Ahmad: I don't have an ewple!
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