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Epilepsick
When you're having a seizure but you have too much swag - "she's epilepsick"
When you're feeling sick afterhaving had a seizure - "I'm feeling epilepsick"
When you're feeling sick afterhaving had a seizure - "I'm feeling epilepsick"
Epilepsick by epileptichamster December 7, 2020
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epilepsy
Correcting the above INCORRECT definition...
Any of various neurological disorders characterized by sudden recurring attacks of motor, sensory, or psychic malfunction with or without loss of consciousness or convulsive seizures.
Any of various neurological disorders characterized by sudden recurring attacks of motor, sensory, or psychic malfunction with or without loss of consciousness or convulsive seizures.
epilepsy by Brad Albert May 18, 2005
Eppenese
The act of using one's own phonetic creativity to spell a word. Eppenese words may or may not correlate with the spellings of those same words found in modern English dictionaries.
Eppenese by Snaps McGee September 16, 2005
Epileptic Whore House
The "whore house" is a place where men go to have sex with prostitutes who suffer from epilepsy, and its bright flashing lights cause prostitutes to have uncontrollable seizures, thereby enhancing male pleasure. Sometimes, the house has special deals that include a "two for one".
While in a police station to meet his client, Saul, a lawyer, is approached by a snotty DEA agent named Hank. Hank exclaims that Saul's client has worse acting than an Epileptic Whore House, Saul responds with "Is that like the one your mom works at? Uh, is she still offering the two-for-one discount?"
Epileptic Whore House by Lalo Salamanca July 20, 2022
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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