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Epilepsick 

When you're having a seizure but you have too much swag - "she's epilepsick"

When you're feeling sick afterhaving had a seizure - "I'm feeling epilepsick"
(To their philosophy teacher): "Sorry, I can't come in today - I'm too epilepsick."
Epilepsick by epileptichamster December 7, 2020

Epilepphobic 

The unfair of treatment of person or persons with epilepsy.
John is so epilepphobic!
Epilepphobic by Seizure_Haver February 13, 2022

epilepsy 

Correcting the above INCORRECT definition...
Any of various neurological disorders characterized by sudden recurring attacks of motor, sensory, or psychic malfunction with or without loss of consciousness or convulsive seizures.
I *DO* have Epilepsy and work to educate people about it.
epilepsy by Brad Albert May 18, 2005

Eppenese 

The act of using one's own phonetic creativity to spell a word. Eppenese words may or may not correlate with the spellings of those same words found in modern English dictionaries.
"Don't bother correcting him; that's just Eppenese."
Eppenese by Snaps McGee September 16, 2005

Epileptic Whore House

The "whore house" is a place where men go to have sex with prostitutes who suffer from epilepsy, and its bright flashing lights cause prostitutes to have uncontrollable seizures, thereby enhancing male pleasure. Sometimes, the house has special deals that include a "two for one".
While in a police station to meet his client, Saul, a lawyer, is approached by a snotty DEA agent named Hank. Hank exclaims that Saul's client has worse acting than an Epileptic Whore House, Saul responds with "Is that like the one your mom works at? Uh, is she still offering the two-for-one discount?"