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sock erosion 

when skin that is in daily contact with one's socks no longer has hair due to constant abrasion.
i no longer have to shave my feet! my socks took all the hair off! this sock erosion thing is great!
-anonymous runner

A: who you callin' a hobbit?
B: well you do look like one.
A: shall i show you my feet?
B: please don't.
A: *takes off shoes* WHAT NOW? NO HAIR. BAM.
B: merely sock erosion, this proves nothing.

to a therapist: i'm feeling callous; i've been wanting to let my hair grow out for some time now but have discovered that my socks are thusly im-pede(ing) on this wish.
therapist: though this is rather humerous, kneed not be worried, patient. your tendoncy to wear socks can be easily refitted. you have a minor sock erosion.
sock erosion by toine toine December 12, 2012
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Erossexual 

Being completely in love with Eros 100 million percent
Hey Eros, guess what~
What?~
I’m erossexual
*fucks*

chin erosion 

The result of one having the ball bag ( scrotum ) hit them on the chin and there under thus resulting in the erosion of skin on and or around the chin.
Lets go to Hooter's today and grab lunch!

Nah I dont feel like going today man.

Why not?

I cant look at chin erosion while I eat it grosses me out!
chin erosion by Shibbda March 4, 2008

Erossexual 

Being deeply in love with my beautiful baby girl
I love you baby, I am erossexual

financial erosion 

The gradual conversion of your wealth and possessions to the government, through taxes, inflation and unjust laws.
Due to financial erosion, I opted to not maintain my property while I scrape up the cash to pay the property taxes.
Having amazingly high goals but never achieving a god damn thing! False belief in logic...
That is pure Enosism thinking, because no matter how much you try the "Bigger" picture just passes you by!
Enosism by Charlezzz July 22, 2007