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R. Lee Ermey 

The actor who carried out the role of quite possibly the coolest film character of all time, Gunnery Sargeant Hartman in "Full Metal Jacket." At the drop of a dime, he could gouge your eyes out and proceed to skullfuck you. Loves the Marine Corps and his country, but can't stand subordinates who are "fucking comedians" or doughboy privates like Vincent D'Onofrio's "Gomer Pyle." For the record, never let the man find a jelly doughnut in your foot locker, for he'll have no reservations in ripping your balls off so that you cannot contaminate the rest of the world.

Ermey has also appeared in films like "Saving Silverman" and "Willard," and hosts his own show on the History Channel entitled "Mail Call."

Lives under the assumption the piles of feces can only be stacked as high as 5'8 inches.

Rumors that Ermey had once been romantically involved with one Mary Jane Rottencrotch are, as of this moment, still unknown to be factual.
"You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!!!"
R. Lee Ermey by Nicky J September 27, 2004
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R. Lee Ermey 

The baddest motherfucker to ever roam the land. More epic than Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris thought he was the shit until R. Lee Ermey opened a can of whoop-ass on him.
R. Lee Ermey by Not a Real Marine October 18, 2010
Overall a person that everyone needs in your life! He's a great friend and gets all the girls. And he's extremely handsome
Erez gets mad girls!!!
Erez by E_lsolos May 4, 2022
Pretty cool guy, a little weird.
Yeah he's kinda weird, and kinda cute, must be an Erez
Erez by AlicePalace December 24, 2018
Erez is a very tall guy that likes to hangout around town and drive his car at 2AM. Erez is liked by the ladies and has a huge “Shlong” and is good very good in bed. When Erez loves someone he will treat him like no one ever did, but when he hates someone- he better be prepared.
Hey girl, what happened?

“Nothing, I just left Erez and it was the worst decision of my life
Erez by Stivkan November 21, 2021
An Osu! player, fun and quirky but still is a sad boy.
A god person who is nice to be with and play video games :)
Rebecca: "Hey, do you know someone I can play OSU! with?"

Joan: "Yes! Have you tried playing with Erez?"
Erez by Interesting-Desk147 August 27, 2021