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ermagerd 

Like "ermahgerd snercerners" (oh my god snow cones!"

It's just a more fun way to say oh my god! Or you can say ermahgersh if you don't feel like saying ermahgerd. You can talk with the 'E' and 'R' with almost any word. That's the only language me and my friend Joey speak to eachother. It's pretty fun!!
"Ermagerd! Snercerns!" (Oh my god! Snow comes!)

"Ermahgersh mer ferveret serng!" (Oh my gosh my favorite song!)

ermahgerd my balls itch 

1. a saying in which a boy reaches down his pant and itches his "area" and starts scratching.
boy: "Ermahgerd my balls itch."
boy2: "Ermahgerd mine too ermahgerd."

Ermagherd 

Pronounced Er-mer-Gurd.
A term used to convey surprise, shock, anxst, disgust or any other emotion regarding the unexpected.

It derived from the term Oh My God and has become used in the mockery of someone at fault.
Ermagherd bro, wtf was that!

You are such an asshole, ermagherd.

*friend knocks over bin*

"Hahaha dumbass, ermagherd."
Ermagherd by TheCapedCrudeSayer August 16, 2012

ERMAHGERD 

Pronounced ER-MAH-GERD

Basically Oh My God pronouced with a lisp or as if you are wearing a retainer
"ERMAHGERD MAH FRAVRIT BERKS"

Translation: "Oh my god, my favourite books!"
ERMAHGERD by me<3cock August 22, 2012

ermagerd 

(Noun): Ermagerd is a term used when (on social media) you see a crazy post (or a spicy meme) and want to say "OH MY GOD" but don't say it right, or just can't spell.
*Sees a spicy meme* ERMAGERD!!!
ermagerd by Urbanwordcreator April 18, 2016
The feeling of being in such an exciting situation that you can't finish your sentences in a correct ermugerd.
"That concert was so awesome that I ermuhgerd!"
Ermuhgerd by PotatoLover25 January 5, 2015
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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