ermagherdnese 

Ermagherdnese- simply described as the greatest language ever known, is a revised script of the language "ermagherdish". This language, of which english was originally based off of, can be learnt with just an understanding of english, and someone can become fluent within an hour of learning. To speak this language, one must simply take an english word and in place of a vowel, put down an "er". One example of this the word hello. In ermagherdnese, this is "herler". As english writing is formally in cursive, ermagherdnese is in "all caps", and as such the word "Hello" in cursive would be "HERLER" in formal ermagherdnese

This is a dialogue in ermagherdnese:

Perl: Herler nerk, herv yer bern gerlferng ern ther cerntrer clerbs ner gerlf cerse?

Nerk: Yers, er fernd ther sernd perts ther cern ber quirt tercherers ther.

The same dialogue in English:

Paul: Hello Nick, have you been golfing on the country clubs new golf course?

Nick: Yes, I find that the sandpits there can be quite treacherous

One example of this the word hello. In ermagherdnese, this is "herler". As english writing is formally in cursive, ermagherdnese is in "all caps", and as such the word "Hello" in cursive would be "HERLER" in formal ermagherdnese

This is a dialogue in ermagherdnese:

Perl: Herler nerk, herv yer bern gerlferng ern ther cerntrer clerbs ner gerlf cerse?

Nerk: Yers, er fernd ther sernd perts ther cern ber quirt tercherers ther.

The same dialogue in English:

Paul: Hello Nick, have you been golfing on the country clubs new golf course?

Nick: Yes, I find that the sandpits there can be quite treacherous

ermagherdnese by Perferser Ermagherd March 2, 2014