ERMAHGERD 

Pronounced ER-MAH-GERD

Basically Oh My God pronouced with a lisp or as if you are wearing a retainer

"ERMAHGERD MAH FRAVRIT BERKS"

Translation: "Oh my god, my favourite books!"

ERMAHGERD by me<3cock August 22, 2012

ermahgerd 

used for internet memes. An obnoxious way to say "Oh, My God" with strong emphasis on the R sounds. Typically followed by other words with emphasis on the R sounds.

ERMAHGERD, ERNSTAGERM (Oh, my god, Instagram)
ERMAHGERD, MER FERCE HERTS (Oh, my god, my face hurts)

ermahgerd by byknightsfall June 27, 2012

ermahgerd 

used in memes. a parody of "oh my god." also an example of rhotic harmony (linguistics--also seen in the language Yurok, a Native American Language from coastal California)

ermahgerd! Bertmern!

ermahgerd by rhotichermerny May 15, 2013

Ermahgerd 

The way assholes, assholes trying to be funny, and people with lisp say "oh my god". Usually used with a girl wearing a retainer in various memes.

ERMAHGERD! ERBEN DICTUNERY!

Ermahgerd by Andrew676Runner September 3, 2012

ERMAHGERD 

ERMAHGERD literally means OH MY GOD.
A dank meme commonly featuring a young girl's face and a caption with the words altered to mimic a speech impediment, and the words ERMAHGERD.
The original picture had the girl, holding books from the Goosebumps GERSBERMS series.

This caption also commonly found on the meme. Other options are NER NER NER..., BATMAN, NER NER NER... BERTMERN, and werter. Specifically these are nah nah nah, Batman, and water.

ERMAHGERD. That’s so erkwerd. Why on EARTH did you say that?

ERMAHGERD by itsasecreticanttell November 8, 2018

Ermahgerd 

Something only cool people say
That is with the exception of anyone who hates "werter"

ERMAHGERD, WERTER!
WoW MaN YoU ArE So CoOl

Ermahgerd by Dwasbs13 January 8, 2013

Ermahgerd 

Minecraft entities called "Enderman".
-Bethany Buchanan (2021)

"Oh, no! It's an ermahgerd! We have to get out of the End!"

Ermahgerd by mak.mar635 August 20, 2021