Erectify 

v. A non sexual physiological reaction that causes an erection.

Kevin was so erectifyed by the Patriots win over the Colts that he couldn't stand up.

Erectify by Kevin Holland January 6, 2009

Erectify 

To enlarge or straighten

The man had to Erectify his saddened emotions.

Erectify by Pianojedi April 7, 2022

erectify 

To fix an issue regarding a boner (or lack thereof).

Having a hot chick merely put her clothes back on most-definitely does **not** generally erectify Mr. Happy's excited "standing at attention" status, since his enthusiastically-aroused owner is totally aware dat said luscious looker's delectable flesh is still present underneath said concealing garments. About da only thing dat might fairly-speedily "deflate" said eager stud's huge engorgement would be if da gal used her hands and/or lips to manually "relieve da pressure" inside said fellow's guy-junk; da prob wif dat method, of course, is dat then said desirous dude might not be able to "get it up again" when da lady was actually "ready for him", and so only time and further making out wif said voluptuous female would "erectify" said lack of performance.

erectify by QuacksO December 1, 2024

Erectifier 

- A phaser/flanger effect
- A song

- A device to give you erections! It is based on a suction pump and a silicone massage device.

I need an erection without using meds like viagra!

Get an erectifier!

I need to create some funky sounds!

Get an erectifier

I wonder what the name of this song was!

Get an erectifier!

Erectifier by Fukaface! April 28, 2011

erectification 

The process of fixing hard problems

His relationship was in such shit, it was in definite need for erectification.

erectification by Portman2 May 22, 2014

erectifying

adj.
As in giving one a boner; purely arousing.

Synonyms: Bonerific

That ginormous breasted woman is erectifying.

erectifying by Tommy Connors January 27, 2004

Erectified 

combination of erection/erected and electrified
usually happens when a male gets an erection during hyperactiveness, or when something is so electrifying it gives you an erection.

"Holy shit! dude his penis is erectified"
"Man that made me erectified"
"That was soo f**cking erectifying!"

Erectified by Superant92 September 1, 2009