equinte

A random kid who was born to be a loser, but fucked around on the internet and made a life for himself. Also listens SADBOYS all day.

equinte FOR THE BOYS

equinte by equinte November 22, 2021

equine actuary 

An equine actuary is a bookmaker: one who gives odds and accepts bets on horse races.

Crazy Chester was a well-reputed equine actuary in New Orleans. He could tell you who was running at any of the racetracks and their likely odds.

equine actuary by eViL pOp TaRt February 11, 2013

uranate like a competitive equine 

Means the same as piss like a racehorse; e.g., when you have to pee really badly.

Sheesh!!! Todd had to uranate like a competitive equine this morning!!! Must have been all the brewskies he had last night!!!

uranate like a competitive equine by Telephony January 20, 2011

equinebrium 

A physical state where you are more adept at tasks which are difficult when too sober or too drunk (e.g. bowling, pool, beer pong, hitting on the opposite sex)

See:
Equilibrium - a state of balance
inebriated - made drunk, intoxicate

I always start out sucking at beer pong, but there is that magic time in the night when I hit equinebrium and I just start making cups.

equinebrium by Dr. 84 April 17, 2010

equine 

adj.

Of or relating to horses.

"He lost his shirt betting on equine competitions."

"The new arabian colt is a paragon of equine grace."

equine by blueagave April 5, 2006

Miniature Equine Aficionada

A person who is very knowledgeable and enthusiastic about miniature toy horses, often in times of depression, young wizards will turn to it as an escape from reality.

Harry in a spiral of depression, turns to the escape of the world of Miniature Equine Aficionada.

Miniature Equine Aficionada by WackyDeli December 5, 2010

Equine Necrobeastiality 

To perform sexual intercourse with a dead horse.

This was practice was common among cowboys and indians alike but is thought to have originated on the Stepps of Northern Asia by the Mongolians who's affection for horses is legendary.

I banged that dead horse like a cheap screen door and she would have loved it if she were not dead as a doornail.

Equine Necrobeastiality by Haywood Jablowme July 16, 2004