19 definitions by Haywood Jablowme

1

a highly uncontagious disesase involving a dogs pelvic region. you can get this disease from having intercourse with female dogs.

"Dude i fucked a dog, and now im dying from tikikafufu."

by Haywood Jablowme November 05, 2007

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2

boobs the size of cars. Usually having the power to pound a steak into cement.

Those triple z's could knock out Mike Tyson.

by Haywood Jablowme April 07, 2004

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3

The asshole of a man.

His assmanhole was as big as an oreo, so i ran.

by Haywood Jablowme November 06, 2007

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4

awsome shoes that i had first before they were popular you preppy little fags.god damn preppy people to hell!!!

o my god im such a preppy little fag i just got new chucks and i think im so awsome. now lets go make fun of the punk girl who had them first.

by Haywood Jablowme February 24, 2005

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5

most awsome city ever!!!!
seriously

baltimore kicks ass!!!

by Haywood Jablowme March 19, 2005

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6

A tampon or feminine napkin pad.

I thought I was gonna get laid - but the bitch was stuffed with a Cranky Hanky.

by Haywood Jablowme November 01, 2004

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1.female who is addicted to the visualization, physical contact, and/or oral ingestion of male seminal fluids (note: never applies to males because dude that's fucking gross)
see also: slut

Steven's mom is a cumjunkie.

by Haywood Jablowme April 18, 2004

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