Epifanny

The sudden realisation that you have a vagina.

"John, John you gotta see this."
"Yes Mary what is it?"
"John what the fuck is this cut in between my legs John help me."
"Mary that's your vagina, you're just having an epifanny, don't worry it happens to everyone."

by Geriatric Superstar June 5, 2016

Epifunny

n. a hilarious revelation, realization

I was in the grocery store today when I had an epifunny - in Chris' mugshot, he was wearing a shirt that read "It Wasn't Me."

by oldgregmangina January 12, 2009

epifany

A girl who is sweet and kind. She experienced real betrayal, it may be friends or loved ones. And they are very outgoing and smart, not to mention their horni side. An Epifany is very loyal and may have trust issues because of their past but they are very loving and will treasure you the most if they see that you truly love them.

If you know an Epifany, never betray her since hearts are very brittle when faced with a group of hammers. When they face betrayal they will forget you and will never come back to you.

Epifany is just too precious to be left. She is a girl that can make you laugh and be comfortable with, they will never leave you if you don't leave them first. She is a girl that you will want to be bestfriends with they few times you meet her.

y/n: hi Epifany.. :))
Epifany: HIIII!! Omg I've always wanted to be friends with you😍, d'you wanna hangout 🤌🤌

by Missareneties May 16, 2022