epicologies

a branch of knowledge that deals with the epic and it's processes

Matt: How can I become more than just epic at planking?

Raul: Matt, what you need to do is study the many epicologies.

epicologies by EpicDrNick June 12, 2011

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epicologist

One who dedicates his career in the studies of epicness. These people often are cool, and awesome, and make quite a bit of money.
If you ever run into an epicologist the best things to do are:
A) Shake their hand
B) Hug them (Regardless of their sex)
C) Give them more money as they need to become even more epic

How to identify a epicologist:
There is no way to identify a epicologist, for they are to god-like to identify.

Examples of an epicologist are:
Neil Bohr due to one of his quotes
Neo from the Matrix
Stewy from Family Guy
and many others.

epicologist by Jerzxu April 2, 2008

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The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

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Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

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