epicologist 

One who dedicates his career in the studies of epicness. These people often are cool, and awesome, and make quite a bit of money.
If you ever run into an epicologist the best things to do are:
A) Shake their hand
B) Hug them (Regardless of their sex)
C) Give them more money as they need to become even more epic

How to identify a epicologist:
There is no way to identify a epicologist, for they are to god-like to identify.

Examples of an epicologist are:
Neil Bohr due to one of his quotes
Neo from the Matrix
Stewy from Family Guy
and many others.

epicologist by Jerzxu April 2, 2008

Café Ecologist 

Generally, a government employee or environmental consultant who has no practical field skills or an understanding of ecology.

Unable to navigate in the bush without the aid of a touch screen device. Turn up into the field dressed in completely new clothes, almost always in khaki and predominately featuring an outdoors store latest season catalogue. Various digital accoutrements hang off their belt to help with managing the wilderness. Prone to printing off a small woodlands worth of paperwork with every page colour coded, labelled and compartmentalised in corresponding coloured manilla folders. Cannot change a tyre.

Spend the majority of their time in the office obsessing of minor inconsequential details which will be overlooked by the client. Readily plot survey points on a map with scant regard for topography, vegetation density or difficulty of access for which they will then send out contractors to complete the actual work. Dislike meetings but will tolerate them for the tiny catered sandwiches during mid-morning tea. Drink soy lattes.

Have the fitness of a wounded gazelle. Consider light wind a significant hazard and will accordingly cancel the days work. Accustomed to hefty meal allowances of which most will be spent on sourdough and chia seeds. Don’t like spiders or things getting in their hair. Find fieldwork emotionally and physically traumatising despite their Instagram hashtags indicating otherwise.

Readily identify as an ‘ecologist’ in their email signature.

Standing at the precipice of a volcano looking down into a cauldron of boiling, angry lava.
Ecologist 1: Who put the site down there?
Ecologist 2: A fucking café ecologist.

Café Ecologist by The Angry Biologist October 16, 2019

ecologist 

a cool person who does science, drinks beer, loves the outdoors, and is invariably hot and sexy

"You don't look like one of those pasty scientists that spends all day in the lab and never has any fun."
"That's because I'm an ECOLOGIST."

ecologist by streamlover October 3, 2013

emocologist 

Someone who diagnoses someone to see if they are truly emo, studies emo behavior.

Bob- "Wow, you been acting really sad, and now your wear all black"

Bill- "Life sucks! I wanna die!!!"

Bob- "You need to see a emocologist fast!"

emocologist by igotmadskillz123 April 8, 2009

epicologies 

a branch of knowledge that deals with the epic and it's processes

Matt: How can I become more than just epic at planking?

Raul: Matt, what you need to do is study the many epicologies.

epicologies by EpicDrNick June 12, 2011

picologist 

Someone who is certified in knowing every type of pickle they dill with. They are able to tell the pickles are, just from the seeds/brine. They also hate bread and butter pickles.

My Picologist told me that pickles make you stronger.

picologist by itzReadyy March 1, 2025

Landcruiser Ecologist 

Generally, +/- a middle-aged male driving +/- Hilux, able to create detailed species lists while travelling at +/- 40kmph at a distance of +/- 10-100m; or can clearly “see it on the imagery.”

“Who the hell did this field work?”
“I don’t know. Must have been some Landcruiser Ecologist.”

Landcruiser Ecologist by TheWitches April 11, 2024