Epibration 

To perform an undefined task in order to inspire the impression that this very task is of utmost importance, even though it is totally insignificant.

Sorry, i cant play soccer this afternoon, im too busy with some epibration on this document.

Epibration by martver June 19, 2010

epibration 

acting that you are busy but actually do nothing.

Boss: Jack can you go fix the printer?

Jack: not now boss i am busy epibrating.

epibration

epibration by acting busy December 28, 2019

expiration dating 

To start a relationship that has a defined end date; e.g., one of the people is moving soon.

"I hear you started dating some new girl."
"Yeah, but she's moving across the country in a month, so we're planning on breaking up."
"A little expiration dating, eh?"

expiration dating by Travis May 31, 2005

expiration chug 

when someone drinks milk very quickly on the day of the expiration date

Person a: what happened to that gallon of milk in the refrigerator?

Person b: Oh, I gave it an expiration chug, so it wouldn't go bad.

Person a: Good thinking!

expiration chug by deez nutz81 July 2, 2008

Expiration Dating 

Expiration Dating

ex·pi·ra·tion da·ting
- verb \ek-spə-ˈrā-shən 'dā-tēŋ\

: dating someone with the expressly agreed upon precondition of said arrangement's expiration date

The contractor's real friend: "So, what's up with you and 'ol girl?"

The contractor: "We're kickin it. Told her I'm leaving town after this contract, but she's down for expiration dating till then."

The contractor's real friend: "Damn, dude. I tried that shit with 'ol girl, but she beat me with one of those eufeminisms."

(See 'ol girl)
(See eufeminism)

Expiration Dating by murdadrum January 4, 2014

Expiration Date 

When a woman is past her prime and looks it, but still tries to present herself as young and desirable. This might mean that she uses make-up tricks, botox, lip injections, etc. to appear more youthful to attempt to shave years off her age.

Many celebrity chicks over 40 are past their expiration date, but spend a lot of money trying to look like they are 5 - 10 years younger.

Expiration Date by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

Expirationship 

A relationship that has an expiry date due to one or both partners having to leave the country or general locality after a fixed period of time.

Yo dude, where's that chick Marie you was bangin'?

We had to break up, bro. Bitch done moved to Philly to study engineering. We agreed from the start that it would be an expirationship, yo.

Expirationship by Gazzmatazz123 March 30, 2011