A guy possessing above average testicular glands and a penile ratio of approximately 2 inches of length to 7 inches of width. A Eust's penis has been rumored to have the girth of an elephant's trunk, and the tip is upwards of 94% of the total penile surface area.

I fucked a Eust last night, and I've never been more sore in my life.

eust by P00SYP0UND3R April 8, 2015

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Eustacia

The name Eustacia is a used for a baby girl. Eustacia's are shy at first but once they become comfortable around you, they start to show their real amazing personality! The girl is gorgeous not only inside but out and loves life to the fullest. She has gorgeous eyes, hair and body that no guy could ever resist. If you ever have the opportunity to befriend a Eustacia, keep her. She is a real one.

Mark- "Woah she is gorgeous, I wonder if her name is Eustacia?

Eustacia by kkkkkkkkkkk.1245 August 23, 2020

Eustace

Eustace is a special kind of being. Typically a 20 year old boomer, Eustace spends his free time catching up on case law and analyzing the constitution. However, Eustace is always down for some beer with his boys, especially when they are Michelob Ultra. Eustace’s biggest enemies are those who are slightly more belligerent than he is, a sight not too common. A Eustace should be cherised, it is not often that you find vibes as special as his.

Mike: “What the fuck is Eustace doing?”
Joe: “Who knows, Eustace is useless.”

Eustace by IrishIsles November 15, 2019

Eustáquio

Eustáquio is the motivation monkey. When someone needs motivation, you send them an Eustáquio.

Person A: God, i hate statistics, i'm gonna fail every class and my armpits smell like bacon grease.
Person B: 🐵
Person A: What a lovely Eustáquio, i feel much better now, thanks!

Eustáquio by oobliviatedd May 16, 2021

eustress

Eustress is good stress. Stress is simply an external stimulus, eustress is the feeling you get when overcome with the excitement and anticipation of a desired outcome.Eustress was first introduced by Hans Selye MD, an endocrinologist. Eustress is defined as "stress that is healthy, or gives one a feeling of fulfillment or other positive feelings. Eustress is a process of exploring potential gains"

The eustress of the moment overcame him with passion as he contemplated the realization of his goals

eustress by sales manager March 4, 2009

eHustle

The process of acquiring goods (legally or illegally) and selling them online for a profit, often through eBay.

Fuck a swap meet. You need to get with this eHustle.

eHustle by The Frugie December 28, 2004

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026