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envirnonmentalist

An envirnonmentalist is someone who thinks they're caring for the environment but in fact just comes over as mental and causes more problems and greater energy expenditure.

People who evoke such stupidness are mental!
Let's have an earth hour at a non earth hour time... so as we can all sit in the office in the dark and strain our eyes. Everyone will think we're great and doing something good.

Everyone else in the office in fact thinks they're crazy and doing more harm than good in turning on and off lights that were performing optimally... therefore everyone in the office feels that they are Envirnonmentalists.
by The crafty cockney March 25, 2010
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disney environmentalism

A form of environmentalism, based entirely on emotions, instead of science. Jumping to emotional conclusions, without even trying to understand the science behind what's going on. If your view of nature, look's like the forest from the disney movie bambi, that's disney environmentalism.
People say we should all live on green power, and organic food, but never think it through. You just can't keep 7 billion people fed, and warm that way. It's total disney environmentalism.
by ILikeRocks April 6, 2011
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The environmentalist

Sexual position: When in doggy style, you take a plastic 6 ring from a 6 pack. pull it across her neck and say

"Whos my little turtle"
by D.ckjones November 15, 2019
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Environmentalust

1) Someone who lusts after the environment.

2) The lust you feel when you're screwing the environment.

3) How a New Zealand person says Environmentalist.
Steve: Hey Jimmy is such an environmentalust.
Mary: Yea, he uz.
by Mikey The Comic December 16, 2009
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gunpoint environmentalism

Refers to environmentalism forced upon a group, company, or person or persons with the consequence of severe financial hardship in the event of non-compliance.

First coined by novelist Eric Shawn in his thriller The Power.
Example: California's (failed) laws governing the automotive industry requiring that a specified percentage of all cars on the road be zero-emission vehicles by a certain date. That is gunpoint environmentalism.

Example sentence: Congress' new bills providing grants only to farmers engaged in so-called "green" agricultural practices amount to gunpoint environmentalism as landowners scramble to comply.
by S. Levine March 30, 2008
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environmentalist wacko

A radical person (usually liberal or a hippie) who deliberately takes extreme actions in order to "save the environment", when there are already processes underway and have been underway for many years now.
the hippie environmentalist wacko actually lived in a tree for 3 years to keep it from being chopped down.
by A Midwestern Christian May 24, 2005
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Hummer Environmentalist

Also known as a "Hummvironmentalist", this person drives around a Hummer (usually an H2, though rarely an H3, or even more rarely an H1) which is often left in 2nd or 3rd gear and is ALWAYS in 4WD mode, who has an environmentalist plate. This is sometimes thought to be contradictory, but it actually means that they want to preserve the national parks to drive their hummers in.
Hummer environmentalists are the biggest hypocrites the world has ever known.
by Fizzler of Borg December 30, 2006
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