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99 Entries
99 Entries — the entry Mindhunter Profiler entered into The Urban Dictionary on April 6th 2023 to enter his 100th definition. This entry is based on a play of words utilizing the title of the JZ Song 99 Problems.
99 Entries by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 6, 2023
Who the fuck keeps removing dictionary entries?
Me
Who the fuck keeps removing dictionary entries? by Chodeser February 7, 2003
Unnecessary urban dictionary entries
Entries of peoples' friend's on urban dictionary. Often times, the submitter is a desperately obsessive and protective young fag who was born without testicles and therefore must impress his partner by entering their partners' names in as something like "cool!" or "funny" or, in the most severe of cases; "the best thing that's ever happened to me!" Get a life.
"stop the unnecessary urban dictionary entries and for god's sake, find a more creative way to express yourself.."
Unnecessary urban dictionary entries by mrcleansscrubbingbubbles April 30, 2009
Enjie
A really nice, understanding person. Might be quiet at first but when they open up- BOOM! They'll be so great to hang with.
They're like an angel, helping many of their friends left and right. A very generous person too.
Ready to help a friend in need, truly dependable at heart.
Enjie is a truly good friend, they just know when you are feeling sad and they'll try to cheer you up and try to assist on whatever you're having issues with.
A truly respectable, and understanding friend! Who knows you like the back of their hand.
They're like an angel, helping many of their friends left and right. A very generous person too.
Ready to help a friend in need, truly dependable at heart.
Enjie is a truly good friend, they just know when you are feeling sad and they'll try to cheer you up and try to assist on whatever you're having issues with.
A truly respectable, and understanding friend! Who knows you like the back of their hand.
Person A : "Woah, who's that really quiet and nice person?"
Person B : "Oh, that's enjie! She's really friendly right?"
...
Person B : "Oh, that's enjie! She's really friendly right?"
...
Enjie by hoot hoot ! December 23, 2020
navel entries remove doubts
another way to say that someone is a N.E.R.D.; a mixture of capsule kei's and my ideas; one who thinks he/she's all 1337.
Man, that guy is so arrogant. But not in the Beatnik's Rights Under Neptune's Oar (B.R.U.N.O.) kind of way, but the naval entries remove doubts kind of way. In other words, he thinks he's 1337.
navel entries remove doubts by El_Scorcho September 22, 2004
The Breanna Soul of the the entier World
Breanna stands for a place beyond undertanding... its a place of peace... understanding... and beyond all logic the rules of reality do not apply here
The Breanna Soul of the the entier World by Duderandom April 18, 2009
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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