Person 1: "Wow, look at the size of that ladder!"
Person 2: "That's nothing, I spent 5 minutes climbing up one yesterday on Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. At least I had some wonderful music to accompany me."
Dumb-ass Kid who has never played it: How's that MGS game?
Smart Kid who reserved the game and beat it: Fuckin AWESOME!!!! THE BEST DAMN GAME EVER MADE!!! THIS GAME KICKS SPLINTER CELL'S SCRAWNY ASS BACK TO VIDEO GAME HELL!!!
Dumb-ass Kid: What?! No! Splinter Cell is the best!
Smart Kid: Fuckin DUMBASS!! You play as a 58 year old faggat in that game!! Dumbass Bitch! MGS 3 is the best game ever!
Dumb-ass kid: Wha? Sorry, people (besides one or two) who are stoned all the time play Splinter Cell and have sex with their same sex.
Smart Kid: Oh. I'll just slowly walk away...
a closed-minded individual who is difficult with eating things out of their comfort zone. Typically seen in ethnic type restaurants ordering hamburgers and hot-dogs, maybe even spaghetti.
I have such a hard time finding a place that Kelli would want to eat at. She's such a god damned kid's menu eater. All she likes is plain hamburgers and cheese pizza.