enoobe

A Social TV freak. One that can't watch a TV show or a movie without being connected to a social networks using is iphone or ipad.

Steve has been watching TV shows for hours, chatting about TV contents with friends using his iPad. His sister Jenny is entering the room after she had been calling him for a while.

Steve: "Hi Jenny!"
Jenny: "Why don't you answer me when I call you?"
Steve: "I am busy watching TV with friends"
Jenny: "Don't you notice there's no one here?"
Steve: "Sure, look at my iPad conections..."
Jenny: "You are such enoobes!"

enoobe by the shark August 1, 2012

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Endobe

En'doh'bee - adj. Pure awesomeness. The pinnacle of greatness. Better than anything.

1: That new car you got is endobe. 2: Tonight is going to be so endobe! 3: What an endobe night we had! 4: That is so endobe.

Endobe by asitstands July 6, 2011

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enoobler

Any person who allows an inexperienced induhvidual access to or instructions for something said induhvidual would never be able to comprehend on their own. Similar to an enabler, but wherein the enabled will usually only continue to harm themselves, the enoobled induhvidual will then continue to propagate their incompetence.

"When I was babysitting my neighbor's kid, I let him play Counter Strike for a little while. No harm, right?"
"You did what? Don't be an enoobler like that, the world doesn't need another AWP whore!"

enoobler by rskuroi October 4, 2009