A Social TV freak. One that can't watch a TV show or a movie without being connected to a social networks using is iphone or ipad.
Steve has been watching TV shows for hours, chatting about TV contents with friends using his iPad. His sister Jenny is entering the room after she had been calling him for a while.
Steve: "Hi Jenny!"
Jenny: "Why don't you answer me when I call you?"
Steve: "I am busy watching TV with friends"
Jenny: "Don't you notice there's no one here?"
Steve: "Sure, look at my iPad conections..."
Jenny: "You are such enoobes!"
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.