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an enlow is someone who ints and greeds in every league of legends game.
stop inting and being an enlow
enlow by StabbedYa April 30, 2020
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(v) - to leave a large portion of beer remaining inthe can|bottle. to do anything half-ass.

origin: some kid who grew up in orinda, california used to talk about how cool he was and how much he partied. his last name, enlow, became synonymous with being full of shit and half-full of beer.
who the fuck enlowed all these beers?
enlow by hobart schintzus July 10, 2005
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ashton enlow

A man with the sexiest badly and a great lacrosse player gets bitches everyday and fucks goes all the time
Amanda:Damn sis Ashton Enlow is a monster at lacrosse

Judy: i know he is also extremely cute
ashton enlow by Ashton enlow May 11, 2018
The long form of LOL, with each letter enunciated so as to add comedic effect.
Tim: I hit a mailbox on the way to work today.
Joe: elowell
Tim: Uhhh...what?
Joe: LOL
Tim: oh I see, you were using the comically-long version of the popular phrase
Joe: that I was, tim
Verb: Phonetic spelling of otherwise overused acronym "LOL" (laughing our loud) found often in chats and e-mails.

Used so often, the acronym appears to many viewers be imbued with the pronunciation "ellowel," so 'Dave the Painting Guy' deemed "ellowel" an actual word, campaigning to change LOL to ellowel beginning in January 2009. (Dec. 31, 2008 recording on uStream bears the campaign's beginning).
"You make me ellowel."

"When I read that, I totally elloweled."
ellowel by Dave The Painting Guy February 3, 2009
The scientific name for penis, cock, and/or dick. Usually referred to when making size measurements.
His endowment is 9 inches long
endowment by cool_dude February 11, 2005
a pretty damn good highschool. way better than broughton. we're in the top 50-something in the us, which is good for north cakalaki. there's a good amount of hot guys and girls, but watch out, there is a 75% chance that a nice looking young man takes it up the butt, and that's ok with most people there, except the homophobes. best swim team around. worst football team around. not much school spirit, but we make up for that in art and smart people. because WE are smarter than YOU.
steriotypical enloe kid: the last time i ate lunch was in the 8th grade and i've taken enough ap classes that i've already graduated college and im a member of the chess club, drama club, key club, fca, gsa, aafeo, abcdefg, and j club.
me: you going to homecomeing?
steriotypical enloe kid: pshhhhhhh no.
me: you going to the orchestra concert?
steriotypical enloe kid: HELLZ YEA
represent that enl0c
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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