by ADemperado October 12, 2008
by TheGoD August 22, 2013
i have a 9 inch shlong
by big chungus 69 420 November 30, 2020
by Soupqueen13 March 18, 2018
The (Not so secret) weapon of the Legendary Jonathan K Mina,
Its rumored to have a chilling irrrefusable call similar to the sirens from the Odyssey, But proves to be the effective while dealing with Asian jailbait
Its rumored to have a chilling irrrefusable call similar to the sirens from the Odyssey, But proves to be the effective while dealing with Asian jailbait
Asian Girl 1: Holyshit did you feel that 9 inch punisher yet? Its to Die for.!.!
Asian girl 2: No! But i dream of the day where i'm lucky enough!
Asian girl 2: No! But i dream of the day where i'm lucky enough!
by DepthsHigh November 24, 2014
What are you, fucking gay? You look up 9 inch long because you want to beat your meat cause you're gay.
by I'm gayyyyyy November 12, 2017
This giant biological marvel baffles scientists worldwide to this day. She is like 5% horse and has about 10% of the world's cock mass. this exceptional specimen has been under research since 1902, when lila's descendants first discovered the prophecy of lila's descent. the horse god in human disguise, a cock that rivals that of a sperm whale. it is hard not to look at her absolute unit of a cock, it is so big that it generates it's own gravitational pull. try not to look directly at it or else there is a high chance of getting blinded. no mortal is capable of looking at it without facing the consequences. to mere mortals, the cock may look as bright as 1000000000 suns. #9inchcock
by Not Syun September 16, 2022