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England is my city 

A famous saying by a fat and famous historical poet named Nick Crompton.
This quote was first created and sought out as historical in 2017.
Nick Crompton: England is my City!!!
Girls:Panties drop because they´re suddenly filled with a lot of knowledge

The city of England 

Where our lord and saveior Nick Crompton is from and is Litty unlike the trump worshiping zombies across the Antlantic
ima Go to the city of england cause the US is litty
The city of England by The_Smug_One September 28, 2017

New England brown lobster 

The act of performing oral sex on another individuals anus using melted butter to improve taste and a lobster bib to avoid unnecessary messes. Inspired by the traditional consumption method of a New England lobster.
Danny— “How was your trip to Cape Cod?”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”
New England brown lobster by TdogW October 12, 2018

Queen of England

if you don’t know the definition of the queen of england then honey are you okayyyyy. she isn’t best friends with our other queen, raini rodriguez so ahem ahem get yo act togetha
loser: who is the queen of england?
raini rodriguez: IF YOU DONT KNOW MY BFF THEN GET AWAY FROM ME
loser: i have no life
raini rodriguez: facts
Queen of England by jeriyas bff October 25, 2019

England is my city 

A poem by dumbass englishboy Nick Crompton in a song by the most Shithead Douchebag Youtuber Jake Paul
Nick Cropmton: England is my city
British PM : I hereby revoke you of your British Citizenship

New England 

The only place in the U.S where it can be -5 degrees and 95 degrees on the same day
"Im going to cape cod in New England this summer! better pack my parka!"
New England by AgawamFolk May 20, 2015
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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