end life

Commonly used by bored memers.
Or always in every situation used by yours truly, epic_gamer_time.

bjoy72: „ay m8 wut u doin“
epicgamertime23: „nothin“
cringy chick: „oh look at me im depressed and quirky“
epicgamertime23: „end life•

end life by epic_gamer_time October 29, 2019

end my life cheese 

When you have an allergy and choose to kill yourself with cheese. Comes is many flavors.

Dude I was gonna try some of that end my life cheese, but I couldn't bring myself to do it.

end my life cheese by Alan the anal bead March 22, 2017

end your life 

Intended to be used after your friends say or do something stupid. Best{beak ever.

Christine: That is so fetch
Ashley: Ewww. You did not just say fetch. End your life

end your life by Ashley March 31, 2005

end-of-life crisis 

The point at which a person nearing or during retirement begins to act "young" again so as not to descend into despair and madness as they slowly rot and die.

Guy 1: "So my dad replaced the really awesome glasses with these fugly ass grandpa ones and I'm just like, 'WOW YOU ARE SO OLD!'"

Guy 2: "Haha is it midlife crisis status?"

Guy 1: "Nah he's too old for that. That was when he bought the convertible."

Guy 2: "Oh it's an end-of-life crisis."

end-of-life crisis by chickenfanny March 24, 2009

End-Stage Life 

When a patient has severe chronic severe diseases affecting every organ system and is progressing despite maximum medical therapy to the point where the severity of the side-effects of their medical therapies are approaching that of their multiple medical comorbidities.

Q: Did you finish his HPI?

A: His chief complaint is End-Stage Life; hospice is seeing him first.

End-Stage Life by Dr Urich June 6, 2015

end my life 

You are unhappy with your current set of circumstances. You want to escape your life and perhaps even start over.

She left me on read, end my life.

end my life by Sojourner--- October 10, 2019

end his life 

when you roast someone so bad, they'll never be able to recover

If George ever tried to roast me ill end his life

end his life by Cameron27 September 12, 2016