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Emojiology Starting Careers 

•Graphic Design(Designing Emojis)
•Emoji Creator
•Art
•Sketching(Sketch Out New Emojis)
•Emoji Science

•Emoji Editor(Edits are very important in the emojiology industry)

College for emojiology

You don’t have to go to college or school in any sort to become a professional emojiologist or Emoji Designer. The salary of this career is up to $200,000 Dollars a Year.
College for emojiology by Jh Diorr September 11, 2020

Education For Emojiology 

There are no education requirements to become an emojiologist but You do have to post a certain amount of emojis on the platform instagram to get into the emojiology Industry. You don’t have to sign a contract or Anything to become an emojiologist but for emojiology you do need an instagram, post 500 Emoji Pictures after if you don’t want to delete the emojis just keep them on there after 500 emojis. After you post the emojis your emojiology career starts! And you start getting paid.

Exobiology 

The study of life beyond the earth's atmosphere, as on other planets.
The science of extraterrestrial life is known as exobiology.
Exobiology by Monchie~ June 4, 2018

emocology 

The very serious study of emos and scenesters. The Ministry of Emocology dedicates itself not so much to the preservation of emos, but rather to the protection of the outside world. The Ministry of Emocology recently began serious work on the overpopulation problem of emos in the World of Emo forum at LivingWithStyle.com. Emo hunting licenses have been doled out for a nominal fake internet money fee. Those caught poaching without a license are dealt with seriously.
"Dude, the Ministry of Emocology says that emos are a threat hotter than global warming and more suicidal than al Qaeda!"
emocology by Minister of Emocology January 31, 2008

Emothology

The Study of Emos and Emo People and the many reasons why they act the way they do.
"Ahh man, I have a big test in emothology today. It's on the reasons for cutting themselves. "
Emothology by Spensedog April 2, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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