Careers

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It’s a lie that’s sold to everyone. Not just women.

Hym “The reason women aren’t happy in their careers is not that ‘they’ve been lied to’ they are unhappy in their careers because careers are miserable. The only purpose they serve is to allow yourself to opt out of the workforce later in life.”

Careers by Hym Iam October 14, 2022

Words you can keep

Careers Calendar

The replacement for bad spreadsheets and sub-par software. A place to organise one's events, track them and gain feedback from your students. Saves you time so you can binge Netflix at work or spend more time giving better guidance to your students.

The Careers Calendar helps schools plan their career events and organisations to engage with the right students at the right time.

Careers Calendar by notcareerscalendar August 16, 2019

Health Careers High School

The closest thing that you will reach to hell on earth

Health Careers High School makes the rest of life seem like cake

Health Careers High School by halls freeman April 23, 2007

health careers high school

hell. literally hell. life sucks, hell is real, and you’re living in it <3

“oh dude don’t you go to doctor school? i wish i could go there”
“health careers high school? yeah i do, you really don’t wanna go there, trust me.”

health careers high school by cyrusthecock October 17, 2021

Emojiology Starting Careers

•Graphic Design(Designing Emojis)
•Emoji Creator
•Art
•Sketching(Sketch Out New Emojis)
•Emoji Science

•Emoji Editor(Edits are very important in the emojiology industry)

Emojiology Starting Careers

Emojiology Starting Careers by Jech image! September 19, 2020

hand career

A hand job that goes on too long.

After 15 minutes, the hand job turned into a hand career.

hand career by humpyfister March 29, 2010

Shit Carters Hat

In the days before modern plumbing the Night Soil Man (shit carter) would pay weekly visits to one's home to collect the sewage receptacle (large metal can) and leave an empty one. This service was usually arranged by the local government authority (the council). As the can was large and heavy the shit carter would often place the can on his head, in order to take it back to the shit truck. To make this task more comfortable he would wear a padded hat. The hat would, over a short period of time, become very flat on top due to the weight of the load.

"Strewth mate, the surf today is as flat as a shit carters hat."

Shit Carters Hat by Wasim Ranamadruta August 31, 2012

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026