Emothology

The Study of Emos and Emo People and the many reasons why they act the way they do.

"Ahh man, I have a big test in emothology today. It's on the reasons for cutting themselves. "

by Spensedog April 2, 2008

emothology

The art of a person to study being a 'Dirty Slashing, Piece Of Crap Emo', who listens regularly to My Chemical Romance and worships Hawthorne Heights. While also self-harming and wirting poems on death and their crap lives.

Afro: Hey Simon what you doing today?
Simon: Studying emothology, slashing my wrist's and crying in the corner, listening to Hawthorne Heights, while questioning my existence.
Afro: Sounds fun....

by Afroman Myles February 8, 2007

esochology

Eso (Esoteric) plus (chology = Greek for study), Esochology is the study of the Esoteric dimensions of Man from within those Esoteric dimensions themselves via intuition and DEC Direct Esoteric Communication. Understood by either those who have completed a course of psychotherapy or natural psychics.

Esochology is a new alternative to the oxymoron "behavioral psychology".

When one receives an Ah-Ha via ones intuition, or a bit of Knowledge comes to one, one has just experienced DEC, and has tapped ones own store of Knowledge via ones faculty of intuition, and this is applied Esochology. Esochology is based on a well-developed faculty of intuition which is perfectly normal, but we in the West are taught to both deny and fear our intuition.

by esodoc August 18, 2009

emocology

The very serious study of emos and scenesters. The Ministry of Emocology dedicates itself not so much to the preservation of emos, but rather to the protection of the outside world. The Ministry of Emocology recently began serious work on the overpopulation problem of emos in the World of Emo forum at LivingWithStyle.com. Emo hunting licenses have been doled out for a nominal fake internet money fee. Those caught poaching without a license are dealt with seriously.

"Dude, the Ministry of Emocology says that emos are a threat hotter than global warming and more suicidal than al Qaeda!"

by Minister of Emocology January 31, 2008

College for emojiology

You don’t have to go to college or school in any sort to become a professional emojiologist or Emoji Designer. The salary of this career is up to $200,000 Dollars a Year.

College for emojiology

by Jh Diorr September 11, 2020

ethology

The study of human behavior and social organization from a biological perspective.

Ethology seeks to clearly define the value of behavior and its evolutionary history.

by daveslist August 21, 2014

Education For Emojiology

There are no education requirements to become an emojiologist but You do have to post a certain amount of emojis on the platform instagram to get into the emojiology Industry. You don’t have to sign a contract or Anything to become an emojiologist but for emojiology you do need an instagram, post 500 Emoji Pictures after if you don’t want to delete the emojis just keep them on there after 500 emojis. After you post the emojis your emojiology career starts! And you start getting paid.

Education For Emojiology

by Jech image! September 19, 2020