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emo-hater 

An individual with a developed understanding for the emo world that accepts his duty to human kind by sacrificing his time/energy/efforts to eliminate/beat/torture/cannibalize/harass the plague of the emo. Typically a respected, skillful, talented, eloquent, charismatic, and intelligent protector of evolution. He/she bears the wait of preserving the health of society by violently oppressing the shitstain of the history of humans that is known as "emo/screamo". An emo-hater usually is very dedicated to their work, spending weekends tracking and hunting down emos in order to beat them to a pulp or until the emo is in critical condition. Their rightful and potent hatred for the emo helps them overcome the risk of being sent to jail despite their honoreable contribution to society. Many emo haters reside in the southern-californian northern mexican border, germany, and all through out south america. Mexico is widely known for having emo-killing contests.
"Man you should have been there, on the way to the party we spotted an emo on the sidewalk, John the emo-hater here, promptly volunteered to bump the emo with his car, swiftly fracturing its knees."
emo-hater by ericol October 18, 2008
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Emo hater 

Someone who hates another for being emo. one who hates on another for showing their feelings and letting their emotions show..
Jock Jason: Look at those emo kids with their girl jeans on listening to that stupid MCR..

Emo Eric: Look at those emo haters, why cant they accept everyone for who they are?
Emo hater by Curious Karen June 20, 2006

Emo hater 

People who have the sense to recognize the fact that the sterotypical Emo ethier needs to die, or leave this planet.

Also, an Emo hater could be someone who recognizes how HORRIBLE Emo music is. It is evident to such people that there is no punishment sever enough, in reality or imangination, that one could inflict upon the creators of this music.

Unfortunatly, the average Emo hater is no better then the ones they hate on. They tend to be ignorant ass-holes that are just as bad band-wagoners as those they despise so.
An Emo hater is pretty much anyone who isnt Emo.
Emo hater by Dextl September 13, 2008

Emo Hater 

Someone who dislikes, with all sense of self, Emo. It is often caused by not being heard, and not being able to stop people from not following your view of “normal”. (A emo is someone who doesn’t follow the trends, it began as a trend, but is NOT simply that modern day, also related to bangs that cover half your face, and wearing black. Also neon blue is popular with the dark hair, and purple). This pisses of the modern emo hater, as they feel like these people are trying to attract attention, which I mean, isn’t that why you scream at us to screw ourselves? (I am a emo, and reading other definitions has got me pissed off, to piss you all off I WONT be cutting myself, cause that’s only a select few Emos) I hope this definition of Emo Hater has explained a bit, and the parts on the definition of emo is to explain background knowledge of what they hate.
That man over there, I heard him talking about us, he is a real emo hater...

Emo Hater 

1. Intelligent people who hate Emo Kids, and everything else pertaining to the Emo "lifestyle". Emo Haters do not hate people that show emotions or feelings. Emo Haters hate Emo Kids exclusively.
Guy #1: "Man, look at that Emo faggot."
Guy #2: "Are you an Emo Hater?"
Guy #1: "Yeah, I am. That Emo kid thinks that displaying the Emo 'label' will make up for his lack of personality and social ineptitude."
Emo Hater by phroot October 15, 2008

Emo hater 

yeah, I'm an emo hater. you heard me, you little emo bitch. run along before I shove your taking back sunday album up your ass.
Emo hater by morekvltthanyou December 28, 2005

emo hater 

Normal people, no we aren't homophobic, ignorant conformists. We just don't like hearing about your problems. Also emo music is awful, it just talks about death and morbid stuff. I am an emo hater.
Emo: You don't get me! You conformist bitch. Your homophobic and jealous, and don't like our music! Emo hater!

Me: Okay I'm a conformist, what does that make you? A guy in girl's jeans that wears make up and writes poetry. Yea, real cool.
emo hater by Jersey Kid January 26, 2008
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