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embroil-yo 

A very confusing situation in which the word "yo" is used in abundance, usually caused by overuse of the word.
The kid who couldn't catch on put me in an embroil-yo.
embroil-yo by GodCube October 17, 2007

Embroisured

Dazed, tired, dizzy.
Exhilarated or stupefied by or as if by alcohol; inebriated
Startled
I drank a lot, I am so embroisured.
Whoa, you embroisured me, I was dozing off.
Embroisured by Corey P. January 10, 2005

Embroid Rage

Noun - term used to describe the ailment of a man, usually of the douchy variety, that is wearing an excessive amount of embroidery designs on his shirt/jeans.
Did you see all of the crazyness that was on that guy's shirt at the nickelback concert?

Yeah, he was really suffering from embroid rage.
Embroid Rage by bucknroses July 8, 2010

Embroisure 

To stir to activity.
To startle.
I will embroisure you, by shaking you vigorously.
Embroisure by Corey P. January 10, 2005

embroidery 

A traditional art form that involves using a needle and thread to put decorative designs on fabric. Nowadays it is most often done with a machine to put the logos of shitty sports teams on hats.

(not to be confused with cross stitch)
Ronald: Wow Annie I love the design on that hoodie you're wearing
Annie: Thanks its embroidered
Ronald: That's awesome embroidery is such an underappreciated art form that needs more recognition
embroidery by ceebee-bruh November 24, 2022

Anal Embroidery

Where someone has a cut on their skin, and someone takes a shit on the cut.
After a while of the scabbing, the shit is stained underneath the skin, like a shit tattoo. Anal Embroidery.
Jake: Hey! Where'd you get that rad tattoo?!
James: My ex gave it to me! She had a Butter Chicken and was firing like a fucking machine gun!
Jake: Oh! Anal Embroidery!
Anal Embroidery by pixel135 May 27, 2013