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email tennis
"I'm getting hacked off with this email tennis ...where's it getting us ?"
"Let's end the email tennis. What do you REALLY want?"
"Let's end the email tennis. What do you REALLY want?"
email tennis by Marshallasthefish December 11, 2007
per my previous email
Client: Can you meet tomorrow at 10 to discuss the project.
Me: Per my previous email, I am not available tomorrow.
Me: Per my previous email, I am not available tomorrow.
per my previous email by KBomb February 14, 2018
emil steilsson
The cute Iceland personification from Hetalia. He has white-silver, curly hair and his eyes differ from purple to a blue. Emil wears a dark brown military jacket, a white dress shirt, brown straight-legged pants, and white half-laced boots. He also sports a pair of white gloves. He carries around with him a Puffin, a penguin-like bird, which sometimes wears a pink/red ribbon around his neck. Himaruya has reveled the puffin's name to be Mr. Puffin. Mr. Puffin may look cute, but he speaks and acts like a mafioso. Out of his four other brothers (Norway, Denmark, Finland, and Sweden), he is the youngest. He appears to be calm and composed on the surface, but is warmer and more passionate deep down. Due to financial problems, Russia has been helping him out, although Emil can't help but act a bit suspicious. Iceland seems to be embarrassed and flustered when the other Nordics try to get him to call Norway "Big Brother". Iceland refuses most of the time, and states that he would have rather originated from a tribe of mysterious natives. People in the Hetalia fandom like to 'ship' or pair him most with 1.) Hong Kong 2.) Norway 3.) Turkey and 4.) Denmark.
emil steilsson by I'M DENMARK SUCK MY DIIIICK January 8, 2014
female email
A Female E-mail is when somebody sends you a single text that is so long it turns into multiple text messages.
"Dude what the Fuck did you have to female email me like that for? It made no sense. Just call me next time it will take both of us less time to figure out what you are trying to tell me," you say.
"Whats a female email?" he asks.
"It is when you send me a message over 150 characters that is a bitch to read, like you just did. It was five messages scattered in a fucked up order! It took me five minutes to figure out what u were saying." you say.
"Whats a female email?" he asks.
"It is when you send me a message over 150 characters that is a bitch to read, like you just did. It was five messages scattered in a fucked up order! It took me five minutes to figure out what u were saying." you say.
female email by wiscoflorida January 15, 2014
Fire Emblem Heroes
A tactical roleplaying game developed by Intelligent Systems and Nintendo for the mobile devices. The game contains characters from every Fire Emblem game that was released (I.E Fire Emblem Awakening, Fire Emblem Path of Radiance etc.). Didn't I forgot to mention to you that when open the game, it plays a loud orchestra for the first 3 or 4 seconds of the game.
Friend:Man, have you every tried Fire Emblem Heroes yet?
Me:Yeah, what about it ?
Friend:There is a new banner and two of the new characters have incredibly hot!
Me:*Opens up the game*
Phone:"FIRE EMBLEM, HEROES. *LOUD ORCHESTRA PLAYS*"
Me:Yeah, what about it ?
Friend:There is a new banner and two of the new characters have incredibly hot!
Me:*Opens up the game*
Phone:"FIRE EMBLEM, HEROES. *LOUD ORCHESTRA PLAYS*"
Fire Emblem Heroes by Dogejr3221 May 16, 2018
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