A Female E-mail is when somebody sends you a single text that is so long it turns into multiple text messages.
"Dude what the Fuck did you have to female email me like that for? It made no sense. Just call me next time it will take both of us less time to figure out what you are trying to tell me," you say.
"Whats a female email?" he asks.
"It is when you send me a message over 150 characters that is a bitch to read, like you just did. It was five messages scattered in a fucked up order! It took me five minutes to figure out what u were saying." you say.
An emitment is an agreement between two females that it is okay to use a specific guy for sexual pleasure, that the other has previously dated/had sex with. An emitment is made to avoid frustrations and unnecessary jealousy/possesiveness and keep the friendship civil. The best emitments are greeted with a high five and a "DICK SISSES!" shout to celebrate the mutual conquest of that one hot piece of ass.
Girl 1: How do you feel about Brad???
Girl 2: OMG he's so hot!!! I already tapped his dick juice Girl 1: Really??? Is it good?? Can I have some too???
Girl 2: Sure bbycakez go ahead! His clitlicking game is out of this world!!!
Girl 1: Damn girrrrrl, can't wait to share my experience with you! So we have an emitment now!