Ellenton is a dope town on the northern side of Manatee River. It's hot spots are all lined up in a strip by US-301, featuring a outlet mall, ice rink, with good affordable restaurants lined up all throughout. You'll find some really hot girls here and a lot of guys that really know how to play the game. Despite being in Florida, Ellenton is a hockey town. Basically everyone in the town either plays or loves to watch hockey. The people here are pretty chill and everyone knows each other. It's next to Bradenton, Palmetto, and Sarasota, so you got all sorts of people hangin here. Crime here's on the rise but it don't scare nobody cuz we just out here havin a good time. Girls there ain't scared to take things to the next level real fast, which means it's home to a bunch of fuckboys and players. Everybody be making plans on the fly and it all works out all good. You need to smoke a lil somethin? No problem you'll know tons of plugs that can get you what you need on the spot. Close to homes of rich millionares, you have no problem overpricing for shit and you can make bank off the drug life, but be careful cuz cops here be bustin people all around. Overall it's a pretty dope place to hang and the city will never die.

Guy 1: Bro let's head on over to the rink and pull!
Guy 2: Why tf, we can do that here.
Guy 1: Cuz it's in Ellenton, we'll get a lot farther and plus if it don't work out we'll find a kick ass party.
Guy 2: Aight

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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