The knowledge of current internet subculture. One who is not eliterate would say that old fads such as Chocolate Rain, Rick Roll, and What What In The Butt are super new and quite hilarious.
Guy: Hey, have you seen that What What In The Butt youtube video?
Guy 2: That fad is so old, not to mention it wasn't very funny in the first place. You're not so eliterate.
How well one communicates via email, over the internet, or other various eliterate devices. If you have eliterate skills, you are able to communicate extremely well over any type of electronic media device, i.e. mobile phones, email, internet, blackberries, computer, etc.
(Pronoun) This person has excellent eliterate skills.
(Verb) He/she eliterates their message very clear.
(Adjective) John uses his eliterate skills to the fullest.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.