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elephants trunk 

When you smack your spouse with your genitals multiple times in the face, while the other tries to grab your junk with their teeth.
Dude, you must try the, elephants trunk, tonight.
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Elephants junk trunk 

The act of busting of ones nut when pulling off a posh wank with a condom that doesn't fit
Bro, i pulled off an elephants junk trunk last night

elephant trunk shot 

While taking shots you dip someone else's dick into your shot glass and proceed to slam the shot, simultaneously holding onto the guys dick. This can also be done in a group setting much like an elephant train (trunk to tail)
"Who wants to take an elephant trunk shot with me"
"Who wants to get naked and take an elephant trunk shot with me"
elephant trunk shot by cretin105 August 29, 2014

elephant trunk 

A large, prehensile penis that can be used the same way an elephant uses its trunk.
Cody can lift weights with his elephant trunk!
elephant trunk by awiz September 9, 2011

Elephant Trunk Brother 

(n.) A prideful term for an uncircumcised man.
Hey Tom, you an Elephant Trunk Brother?

You know it. ETB for life.

Elephant Trunk 

Elephant Trunk is a penis with foreskin. A penis with foreskin is uncircumsized and will grow to a longer length than most circumsized penis. The man will clean under his foreskin if hes smart, leaving a clean, non leathery penis head, unlike circumsized penis which has a rough, and much less sensational penis head. Elephant Trunks or just Elephants are prefered 5-1 over Shroom penis (shroom being Circumsized) by local surveys. Elephants are mostly dark skinned, non jewish, and a lot stronger men. They do not act like shrooms, by getting angry at a joke. they love to hangout and play real sports like Soccer. Elephants that play Football american, are always the superior players aswell.
That man has an Elephant Trunk penis. He obviously has a larger dick than those cut Shrooms and is probably a good soccer and football player. He also will just laugh and not get mad if you joke around with him.

elephant trunk nipples 

A girl with nipples so long, they resemble elephant trunks.
Rob: Yo, check out that chick's tit's....she has elephant trunk nipples!
Mike: Fuck yeah she does!
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