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Elefantenstrumpf 

Huge condoms, suitable for elefants as proper footwear/legwear
1. In order to be prepared to shank a slut at the club, I'll need to buy some elefantenstrumpf/elefantenstrümpfe in advance
2. Normal Durex won't fit, he needs the elefantenstrumpf
Elefantenstrumpf by Endschieber November 28, 2021

picante elefante 

the picante elefante is a sex move which goes hand in hand with the rodeo.
Simply put: you apply a rubber and rub pieces of habanero pepper on the outside of it. once you get in, hold on as long as you can before getting bucked off.
gosh dern billy's good at the picante elefante, he rode that bull for 3 whole minutes.

i got drunk, made him wear a rubber, and i should have seen it coming. the picante elefante sure is the spice that burns you twice.
picante elefante by mpd24z February 4, 2008

Eleplant 

A creature vaguely resembling an elephant. Though it is capable of high level thought, including calculus, it will only be appeased by approximately half a bottle of red liquid, otherwise it will be non-cooperative.
Random person 1: Why don't we just ask the eleplant about it?
Random person 2: It's pissed off right now...
Random person 1: Well, if we just give it half a bottle of red liquid maybe we will appease it.
Random person 2: WATCH OUT, CHALK!
Eleplant by Deadseraph October 12, 2009

Elefantiti

hipertrofia cutânea regional, geralmente em decorrência de perturbação da circulação da linfa.
Eu tenho elefantiti; ela tem elefantiti, etc...
Elefantiti by Rafael Pirolla April 16, 2005

elefelant 

1.pronounced elef alant
2.A word of the rockstarnease language developed by tyjofi14 and c.childers58
3.the way a rockstar says elephant
i went to the zoo and saw an elefelant
elefelant by tyjofi14 May 5, 2008
Someone who has a huge penis and destroys pussy
That man is an Elefante, she was soar the next day
elefante by jjthepoondestroyer June 17, 2017
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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