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Elasticate • ELASTIGIRL • elastic • elastica • ElasticDroid • elashai • elasia • elast • Elastagirl • elastic asshole
Elastic man
Elastic man by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021
elastic heart
The ability to bounce back from hurt such as heartbreak. It's mentioned in "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" for young love when Tom hurts Becky Thatcher.
elastic heart by Bek3000 January 11, 2016
elastic save
When one tucks his penis in between his stomach and the elastic waistband of his boxers or whitey tighties in order conceal his hard-on.
elastic save by Erik & Kyle September 11, 2007
elastic shitposting
A behavior defined by the predilection of people to shitpost when they are scared of a topic of feeling vulnerable.
Man, Bobby was really onto something there about the nature of love and the internet too bad he fell into elastic shitposting when someone made fun of him.
elastic shitposting by Guild the Lily November 8, 2020
Elastics Gymnastics
Any series of physical exercises designed to squeeze one’s arse into a pair of pantyhose, snug jeans, and such.
I almost collapsed from exhaustion and dehydration after a grueling session of elastics gymnastics with a pair of tights.
Elastics Gymnastics by Fruity Ana March 4, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.