Gas-elapse-y

Uncontrollable farting fits.

"Sweet dear Jesus in Heaven, what the fuck is that noise and stank?"

"I...have...*pffft*...a little....*pt*....a....*ftttt*.....problem...with milk products...*pftpt*....."

"You are certainly blasting off a lot of farts. Are you having a gas-elapse-y fit??"

"...*pfffffffffft*....y-y-yeah....oof...*pt*...."

by Ronald McFondle December 26, 2009

Prolapse elapse

When someone chokes to death on their own rectal prolapse.

Did you hear what happened to James? He was walking down the stairs when his rectum prolapsed and fell out of his shorts. Well, he tripped over his own butthole that fell out of his butt but that's not all. He fell onto his back and his prolapsed butthole fell into his mouth and got lodged into the back of his throat. Coroner ruled it a prolapse elapse.

by Jerrysguy November 13, 2023

wolfgang's elapse

The large elapse in time perceived following an elipitical pattern from the start of the diameter to it's end

Wolfgang's elapse of that movie is unreal I can't believe it's only an hour and a half

by GangTatted June 23, 2022

wolfgang's elapse

The large elapse in time perceived following an elipitical pattern from the start of the diameter to it's end

Wolfgang's elapse of that movie is unreal I can't believe it's only an hour and a half

by GangTatted June 23, 2022

Elapseterbate

The act of masterbating too pass extended amounts of time.

Mikee: Im so bored im about to elapseterbate the hours away till my dood calls me.

by Johnny twotoes November 24, 2009

elipse

A retarded circle.

Not cool enough to be a circle but not strange enough to be one of the angular shapes.

Sort of like circle's retarded younger brother.

-Megan "What's an elipse?"
-Jon "a retarded circle."

by JabElite February 29, 2008

elipse

The curve created by a woman's pussy when viewed from the front at a downward angle. The lady must be nude or wearing a piece of clothing tight enough to make out the curve. Derived from the term: Pussy Lips, as you cannot see all of the pussy, only the top portion.

Damn that perfect elipse sure looks tasty from this angle.

by Daryk Shaden Demon August 11, 2015