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ay bee see dee ee eff gee aitch ai jay kay el em en oh pee queue are ess tea you vee double you ex why and zed 

"tell me the alphabet"
"ay bee see dee ee eff gee aitch ai jay kay el em en oh pee queue are ess tea you vee double you ex why and zed"

Ay, bee, see, dee, e, ef, gee, aitch, eye, jay, kay, el, em, en, oh, pee, que, ar, es, tee, you, vee, double you, ex why, zed. 

when your so bored you wonder how you spell each letter of the alphabet.
"hmm I wonder how to say each letter in the alphabet"
"I know

Ay, bee, see, dee, e, ef, gee, aitch, eye, jay, kay, el, em, en, oh, pee, que, ar, es, tee, you, vee, double you, ex why, zed."

El-Jayed 

The act of being an expert in everything and anything, regardless of its obscurity.
Person A: Hey guys I'm looking for some help with training my African elephant to do cartwheels in a zero gravity simulator while on crystal meth.

Person B: I think I know a guy who has done that in the past...

Person C: On my elephant farm, we never allowed our African elephants in a zero gravity environment but our Asian elephants love it, especially coupled with crystal meth.

Person D: LOL, you got El-Jayed Bro
El-Jayed by sleeper09 July 26, 2012
An athletic demi god who was meant to play any sport. Also a ladies man with a big cock some people call him a miracle of god.
Omg is that eljay he’s so cute!
eljay by Jac Nishimoto December 13, 2020
A skinny bisexual shy girl who likes toots and is in denial at the fact that she's cute
"Man, Eljay sure does love farts." "Yeah, shes a fuckin' weirdo."
Eljay by Badusername2000 May 12, 2018
Another way to spell LJ or LiveJournal. Do not spell it this way unless you want to look like a complete loser.
my eljay is totally teh awesome!!
eljay by fmith October 24, 2004