el jay 

all the cool scene kids spell LJ, el jay. Its a way of refering to livejournal. an online journal where you complain about your life and post a million picture from the top right angle.

d00d did you check out my new el jay layout, its totally the sex, check it out and tell me what you think

el jay by owned June 1, 2004

ay bee see dee ee eff gee aitch ai jay kay el em en oh pee queue are ess tea you vee double you ex why and zed 

the alphabet?

"tell me the alphabet"
"ay bee see dee ee eff gee aitch ai jay kay el em en oh pee queue are ess tea you vee double you ex why and zed"

ay bee see dee ee eff gee aitch ai jay kay el em en oh pee queue are ess tea you vee double you ex why and zed by NotÞatGuy January 5, 2023

Ay, bee, see, dee, e, ef, gee, aitch, eye, jay, kay, el, em, en, oh, pee, que, ar, es, tee, you, vee, double you, ex why, zed. 

when your so bored you wonder how you spell each letter of the alphabet.

"hmm I wonder how to say each letter in the alphabet"
"I know

Ay, bee, see, dee, e, ef, gee, aitch, eye, jay, kay, el, em, en, oh, pee, que, ar, es, tee, you, vee, double you, ex why, zed."

Ay, bee, see, dee, e, ef, gee, aitch, eye, jay, kay, el, em, en, oh, pee, que, ar, es, tee, you, vee, double you, ex why, zed. by boooooooooooooored June 1, 2021

El-Jayed 

The act of being an expert in everything and anything, regardless of its obscurity.

Person A: Hey guys I'm looking for some help with training my African elephant to do cartwheels in a zero gravity simulator while on crystal meth.

Person B: I think I know a guy who has done that in the past...

Person C: On my elephant farm, we never allowed our African elephants in a zero gravity environment but our Asian elephants love it, especially coupled with crystal meth.

Person D: LOL, you got El-Jayed Bro

El-Jayed by sleeper09 July 26, 2012

eljay 

An athletic demi god who was meant to play any sport. Also a ladies man with a big cock some people call him a miracle of god.

Omg is that eljay he’s so cute!

eljay by Jac Nishimoto December 13, 2020

Eljay 

A skinny bisexual shy girl who likes toots and is in denial at the fact that she's cute

"Man, Eljay sure does love farts." "Yeah, shes a fuckin' weirdo."

Eljay by Badusername2000 May 12, 2018

eljay 

Another way to spell LJ or LiveJournal. Do not spell it this way unless you want to look like a complete loser.

my eljay is totally teh awesome!!

eljay by fmith October 24, 2004