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A skinny bisexual shy girl who likes toots and is in denial at the fact that she's cute
"Man, Eljay sure does love farts." "Yeah, shes a fuckin' weirdo."
Eljay by Badusername2000 May 12, 2018
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eLjay • eljay jones • El-Jayed • ejay • Elayna • EmJay • Ellay • elayah • ellayna • elway
Another way to spell LJ or LiveJournal. Do not spell it this way unless you want to look like a complete loser.
my eljay is totally teh awesome!!
eljay by fmith October 24, 2004
eLjay is tha 1337
eLjay by eLjay February 8, 2003

eljay jones 

Eljay, a stupid boob boy wit a sense of humor. Laughs at the word dookie and is always on his computer
“Oh how’s that dude? I think his name was Eljay Jones?” “Idk i hope he died
eljay jones by 1800beaner February 16, 2022
Elayna's are the most amazing, beautiful girls to ever live. Once you have an Elayna in your life, don't ever let her go, because she will be an amazing friend or girlfriend. She can make anyone laugh, because she has the best sense of humor ever known. But she can also be sweet and understanding, and gives great advice. Be thankful if you know an Elayna.
Girl: Elayna is just so funny!
Guy: Yeah, and a great girlfriend. So sweet!
Girl: We are so lucky to know her! :)
Elayna by breakfastlunchanddinner December 9, 2012

Emjay Blanchette 

The bestest human to ever exist but thinks shes worse than everyone for no apparent reason even tho shes perfect and is typically best friends with Grant Pattison
Emjay Blanchette by Lil Spuddy July 15, 2020
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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