el crapo

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absolute rubbish total crap pure shit

you are talking absolute crap,el crapola pura

el crapo by the greek PHILO SOFFAR February 2, 2019

Words you can keep

El Chapo

The biggest pussy on Earth. Also known as Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera.

Person 1: Fuck El chapo

person 2: Fuck that dworf lookin ass mf

El Chapo by Real life gangsta $ December 6, 2021

Related Words

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El Chapo

"El Chapo" is defined as "Shorty" in Spanish, due to Joaquin Guzmán short stature of 168 cm, which is the most commonly given height. There have been reports that his height is actually 155 cm, and in various mughots he either appears to be shorter than 165 cm or higher than 170 cm.

El Chapo by Steve Big January 20, 2016

El Chapo Supreme

When you stick your dick in a chimichanga and cum inside it.

Dude I did an El Chapo Supreme and gave it to my neighbor Karen

El Chapo Supreme by MembersOnlyVape May 27, 2018

El Chapo

When you do two lines of cocaine at the same time; one bill in each nostril, snorted simultaneously.

Person A: Hey man, I just picked up an 8ball of some fishscale grade schneek. Want to do an El Chapo?

Person B: Fuck yeah! There isn't anything better than starting the night with an El Chapo!

cocaine fishscale blow white girl fish scale el chapo

El Chapo by BrianJuan May 24, 2016

el Clapo

(n) Gonorrhea a.k.a. "the clap" with a spanish twist. Slightly less severe than "the clap" because of the cool european influence.
One of the manifestations of el Clapo is how the tightness of clothes switches with both guys and girls. The male pants become considerably tighter, whereas the female pants get increasingly baggier. This trend is common to other articles of clothing.

Man, Steuart did it with that stripper from Barcelona and got el Clapo. It's kind of wierd, he wears tight shit now.

Maddy started wearing those genie pants as soon as she got el Clapo.

el Clapo by corporate piggy March 5, 2009

El Chapo Slingshot

A driving maneuver in which an individual of class and taste accelerates through a left turn by reaching through the driver's-side window, grasping a conveniently located streetlight pole, and swinging herself (and car) 720° around said pole, thereby launching her car forward at a briefly supersonic speed.

"Holy shit, did you hear the sonic boom when that individual of class and taste pulled that sick El Chapo Slingshot?"

El Chapo Slingshot by anonymous January 18, 2022

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026