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el crapo

you are talking absolute crap,el crapola pura
by the greek PHILO SOFFAR February 2, 2019
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El Chapo

The biggest pussy on Earth. Also known as Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera.
Person 1: Fuck El chapo

person 2: Fuck that dworf lookin ass mf
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El Chapo

"El Chapo" is defined as "Shorty" in Spanish, due to Joaquin Guzmán short stature of 168 cm, which is the most commonly given height. There have been reports that his height is actually 155 cm, and in various mughots he either appears to be shorter than 165 cm or higher than 170 cm.
"El Chapo" is defined as "Shorty" in Spanish, due to Joaquin Guzmán short stature of 168 cm, which is the most commonly given height. There have been reports that his height is actually 155 cm, and in various mughots he either appears to be shorter than 165 cm or higher than 170 cm.
by Steve Big January 20, 2016
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El Chapo Supreme

When you stick your dick in a chimichanga and cum inside it.
Dude I did an El Chapo Supreme and gave it to my neighbor Karen
by MembersOnlyVape May 27, 2018
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El Chapo

When you do two lines of cocaine at the same time; one bill in each nostril, snorted simultaneously.
Person A: Hey man, I just picked up an 8ball of some fishscale grade schneek. Want to do an El Chapo?

Person B: Fuck yeah! There isn't anything better than starting the night with an El Chapo!

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by BrianJuan May 24, 2016
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el Clapo

(n) Gonorrhea a.k.a. "the clap" with a spanish twist. Slightly less severe than "the clap" because of the cool european influence.
One of the manifestations of el Clapo is how the tightness of clothes switches with both guys and girls. The male pants become considerably tighter, whereas the female pants get increasingly baggier. This trend is common to other articles of clothing.
Man, Steuart did it with that stripper from Barcelona and got el Clapo. It's kind of wierd, he wears tight shit now.

Maddy started wearing those genie pants as soon as she got el Clapo.
by corporate piggy March 5, 2009
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El Chapo Slingshot

A driving maneuver in which an individual of class and taste accelerates through a left turn by reaching through the driver's-side window, grasping a conveniently located streetlight pole, and swinging herself (and car) 720° around said pole, thereby launching her car forward at a briefly supersonic speed.
"Holy shit, did you hear the sonic boom when that individual of class and taste pulled that sick El Chapo Slingshot?"
by anonymous January 18, 2022
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