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Eklipse is the most sweetest person in earth, and that, for some reason, keeps searching herself on urban dictionary. Still an awesome person that gets simped by some nuggets
Eklipse: today is a good day to search myself on urban dictionary
me: why
Eklipse by namefalgus September 13, 2021

The Pox-Eclipse 

(derived from apocalypse)
A pus-filled apocalypse exacerbated by anti-vaxxers’ denial of science.

see Mad Max Wasteland
Looking behind us now, across the count of time, down the long haul into history back. I sees the end what were the start.

It's the POX-ECLIPSE, full of pain!

And out of it were birthed crackling dust and fearsome time.

rectal eclipse 

When one of the female co-workers freaks out over being "underpaid" for the umpteenth time. They are lucky to have any job at all after calling in sick so much.
"Look out for Sharon. She had a rectal eclipse in the production meeting."

Total Eclipse of the Fart 

When one member of a closed space farts at the same time as another, but that member's fart is so powerful that it overbears anything else.
Jim Steinman: I just farted.

Bonnie Tyler: Me too. But I only smell yours. There's nothing I can say but Total Eclipse of the Fart.

Penile Eclipse

An astronomical event occurring when the earth is in the shadow of an exceptionally large penis.
The penile eclipse resulting from Tim Tebow's first erection will likely block out the sun for decades, resulting in the end of life as we know it.
Penile Eclipse by Washooter September 3, 2012

KJ Eclipse 

Verb. See the definition of Ill. - To do something very well, or "ill" at any given time. Used in the context of rap and hip hop, sometimes it can mean to "drop lyrics of fury".
That man was so eloquent the other night, you could say he "KJ Ecclipsed" the song.

"You just KJ Eclipsed that speech, well done"
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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