Eklipse 

Eklipse is the sign of the best person that ever existed. My friends may simp to her.

Eklipse is fucking awesome

Eklipse by namefalgus September 11, 2021

Eklipse 

Eklipse is the most sweetest person in earth, and that, for some reason, keeps searching herself on urban dictionary. Still an awesome person that gets simped by some nuggets

Eklipse: today is a good day to search myself on urban dictionary
me: why

Eklipse by namefalgus September 13, 2021

The Pox-Eclipse 

(derived from apocalypse)
A pus-filled apocalypse exacerbated by anti-vaxxers’ denial of science.

see Mad Max Wasteland

Looking behind us now, across the count of time, down the long haul into history back. I sees the end what were the start.

It's the POX-ECLIPSE, full of pain!

And out of it were birthed crackling dust and fearsome time.

The Pox-Eclipse by a random name generator April 12, 2019

rectal eclipse 

When one of the female co-workers freaks out over being "underpaid" for the umpteenth time. They are lucky to have any job at all after calling in sick so much.

"Look out for Sharon. She had a rectal eclipse in the production meeting."

rectal eclipse by running out of patience January 5, 2008

Total Eclipse of the Fart 

When one member of a closed space farts at the same time as another, but that member's fart is so powerful that it overbears anything else.

Jim Steinman: I just farted.

Bonnie Tyler: Me too. But I only smell yours. There's nothing I can say but Total Eclipse of the Fart.

Total Eclipse of the Fart by heffelda October 25, 2010

Penile Eclipse

An astronomical event occurring when the earth is in the shadow of an exceptionally large penis.

The penile eclipse resulting from Tim Tebow's first erection will likely block out the sun for decades, resulting in the end of life as we know it.

Penile Eclipse by Washooter September 3, 2012

KJ Eclipse 

Verb. See the definition of Ill. - To do something very well, or "ill" at any given time. Used in the context of rap and hip hop, sometimes it can mean to "drop lyrics of fury".

That man was so eloquent the other night, you could say he "KJ Ecclipsed" the song.

"You just KJ Eclipsed that speech, well done"

KJ Eclipse by Chuck Laundromat June 6, 2009