5 definitions by shitless sam
At Orgasm, when your dick produces this salty piss like liquid known as Cum or Semen, and you spray it on someone, therefore, you are ejaculating on them.
So, I started to masturbate and my girlfriend said she wanted cum sprayed all over her face and tits, so then, I was ejaculating on her.
by shitless sam January 20, 2018
Guy 1: Hey, Emily Lyman got sum big boobies
Guy 2: Yeah, they real hot
Guy 1: Yeah, I like when they bounce and jiggle when she runs
Guy 2: Yeah, they real hot
Guy 1: Yeah, I like when they bounce and jiggle when she runs
by shitless sam January 20, 2018
If you don't know what beautiful means, take a look at her. She has super gorgeous brown eyes, and long beautiful brown/blond hair. She has a slender torso and curvy legs that guys like me go wild over and she has immoderate talent like no one else. She is way above amazing and you'll love meeting her. Her curves are super incredible, as is her face, hair, personality, and talent. She is BEYOND fantasy and totally ideal for sex.
Andrew: Ah, Emily. I don't really have the nerve to talk to her. How could anyone possibly be so hot, so flawless, so beautiful, so talented, so...
Bryan: That's exactly right! And there's NO WAY a noob like you could win her like me!
Dalton: Shut up you lanky bastard! She's fucking MINE!
Marshall: All you do is be vain and selfish, I at least think it should be ME!
Andrew: Why the hell do you even go in her mom's truck every day school ends, you FAT OAF?!!!
Owen: I'm a fatter oaf, and I deserve Emily! She's MIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!
Dan: No way!
Andrew : My kindness and cuteness can go much farther than your selfish, heartless jerk ways. Those curves and that hair are so mine! I've been writing songs and actually thinking about how hot and perfect she is!
Bryan: You're a short, stalkish, bastard!
Andrew: You're a tall, ropey, lanky bastard!
Dan: You're both bastards!
(Everyone fights)
Bryan: That's exactly right! And there's NO WAY a noob like you could win her like me!
Dalton: Shut up you lanky bastard! She's fucking MINE!
Marshall: All you do is be vain and selfish, I at least think it should be ME!
Andrew: Why the hell do you even go in her mom's truck every day school ends, you FAT OAF?!!!
Owen: I'm a fatter oaf, and I deserve Emily! She's MIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!
Dan: No way!
Andrew : My kindness and cuteness can go much farther than your selfish, heartless jerk ways. Those curves and that hair are so mine! I've been writing songs and actually thinking about how hot and perfect she is!
Bryan: You're a short, stalkish, bastard!
Andrew: You're a tall, ropey, lanky bastard!
Dan: You're both bastards!
(Everyone fights)
by shitless sam November 8, 2017
An insult to any guy that makes you look weak or retarded, so shoving a lightsaber up their anus will make it look like they had a laser erection. Who's the retarded one now?
Darth Vader: Luke, I told everyone that I am your father.
Luke: Shove a lightsaber up your ass.
*shoves lightsaber up vader's ass making it look like he has a laser dick.*
Darth Sidious: You could have fucked Padme like that
*vader fucks sidious with laser dick, sidious dies.*
Luke: Shove a lightsaber up your ass.
*shoves lightsaber up vader's ass making it look like he has a laser dick.*
Darth Sidious: You could have fucked Padme like that
*vader fucks sidious with laser dick, sidious dies.*
by shitless sam January 6, 2018
List of the hottest things, from warm to hottest.
karate class
jalapenos
spicy uncle rays chips
hell
Satan
Emily E Lyman
karate class
jalapenos
spicy uncle rays chips
hell
Satan
Emily E Lyman
by shitless sam January 22, 2018