eifla 

An Eifla is a person who is usually used for someone who is addicted to iced coffee and plants.

“Omg man, my brother is such an Eifla”

eifla by Not Alfie Hussey December 1, 2020

Inappots Eifla 

A sexually transmited infection cause mainly but the mix of all bodily fluids; saliva, blood, semen and vaginal fluid. Once these are present the virus Senoj Arual can breed causing skin weakening which makes the penis shaft or vaginal walls bleed upon contact.

This STI is also know as Mary-disease, because people with down's syndrome can contract this more easily due to their genetic indifferences. The 'Mary' link is because of Mary Fletcher, grandmother of Dennis Fletcher of 'Dennis Fletcher's Fishing Supplies'. Mary who was renamed 'Bloody Mary' because of the litres of blood found in her bed each morning because of this STI. Mary Fletcher died at the age of 13, once she had started mensuration in which she lost too much blood stored in the vaginal capillaries.

I would recommend talking to your GP about the STI Inappots Eifla.

Inappots Eifla by Alf the elf May 16, 2010

Eilaf 

Simply an awesome girl. A girl which is beautiful, kind hearted, blessed, sweet, independent and just amazing. Her personality is very attractive and her beauty is stunning on another level. You need this type of girl in your life otherwise you are truly missing out on a lot.

I wish I could be like Eilaf

Eilaf by Dhskysbvdj July 27, 2016

eilan 

EILAN IS AN AMAZING BITCH AND SHE IS THE MOST GORGEOUS PERSON, sometimes she can be a bitch but you’ll love her as soon as you meet her. SHE WILL ALWAYS MAKE YOU LAUGH, and she will be there whenever you need her:) -SV

Hold on, let me FaceTime Eilan

eilan by Stephveverica:) April 2, 2020

Eila 

The name Eila is a rare name indeed. Eila's are caring, loyal, and understanding. At first glance, an Eila may seem quiet and shy but don't be fooled once you get to know them you'll see they are quite the opposite. They're not afraid to take risks and can often find themselves in tight situations. However, she can be very sensitive and sometimes needs to be alone to fix her thoughts. Eila's can fall head over heels for anyone they see, they see the good sides of people easily. Many men can find themselves admiring/wanting her but Eila's mainly set on one person, Eila's can be very sexual and intimate with their significant other. Eila's usually stick with one specific friend group but does have many friends outside of that group. Eila's are a true friend so you should hold on to them forever.

"Hey, have you met Eila?"
"I love Eila"

Eila by tangledhairtie March 2, 2021

eila 

an eila is essentially a goddess. they are strong and confident, but not cocky. an eila will take a bullet for anyone but don't get on her bad side or she'll rip you to shreds. an eila will light up a room as soon as they walk in, leaving everyone perfectly content and happy. although eila's are often kind and welcoming with everyone, they have trouble with that being reciprocated towards them. an eila is a friend you want to keep for years, she will force you to be her friend at first, but you won't want to leave her. eila will hype you up and make you feel good about yourself no matter what...they will also call you on your shit without a doubt, being the straightforward person that she is. eila is often a very passionate person who has no trouble coming up with new creative ideas. anytime you meet an eila you will see that they are very gay and have impeccable music taste. when you first eila, she is somewhat intimidating but you will easily get over that seeing her feisty and spunky personality.

if you have an eila in your life then you are very lucky! never lose them! she deserves the world!

person one: omg who is that over there? she's stunning but kind of looks like a bitch
person two: oh that's eila! don't worry about them, one of the greatest people you'll ever meet

eila by ur local bitch May 17, 2021

eflatulation 

What occurs when a man (sometimes a woman) ejaculates and flatulates at the same moment.

Eflatulation is no laughing matter.

eflatulation by Roddy von Seldeneck May 19, 2007