5 definitions by Roddy von Seldeneck

One's attitude towards the world, when affected by their own hairdo.
When Julie said I looked like a hockey player, I suffered a serious decline in hairfidence.

Although emos lack confidence, they ooze hairfidence.
by Roddy von Seldeneck February 3, 2008
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What occurs when a man (sometimes a woman) ejaculates and flatulates at the same moment.
by Roddy von Seldeneck May 5, 2007
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an expression used by one who has recently fucked up in some way or discovered how they have fucked up in some way, thus lowering their immediate social standing. Yuub returns the speaker to social standing equilibrium.
After Tom walked in on his wife blowing their dog, he turned, walked outside and screamed, "YUUB!!!"
His neighbor Ralph came over and offered him a soda.
by Roddy von Seldeneck November 27, 2008
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A person who is not even worthy of being called a "toolbox".

see also-"complete douchebag"
As Ted walked away, Bob said to Steve, "That guy is such a lunch pail."
by Roddy von Seldeneck May 7, 2007
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The occurence of putting one person's testicle(s) inside another person's anus.
He gave her the brainus.
by Roddy von Seldeneck May 5, 2007
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