egobating 

the act of videotaping ones selfe masterbating, then masterbating to that video.

i used to think my dad was normal but i cought him egobating the other day.

egobating by reconwolf117 May 19, 2011

egocasting 

The act of intentionally constructing and promoting an idealized self in a very public way, and often obnoxiously. It's critical to note that the projected self is not always received as idealized, but more often as immature, angsty, self-involved and attention-seeking.

Judd: Did you see the new cast of The Real World?
Pam: I did. It's so disappointing that the producers can't see beyond the fakery and the posing. I thought The Real World was about getting beyond labels, smashing the superficial, and seeing the process of individuals' identity construction in the context of diversity.
Judd: I know, and it's sad. Now it's just a bunch of egocasting in the context of drunken hookups.
Pam: Pathetic.

egocasting by Matthew Lake May 12, 2007

edubating

Masturbating while learning,(watching the discovery channel, wikipedia, history books, food network(big guys only) medical texts etc.)

Person A: hey you know what I found out last night when I was jackin off? Areola is the medical term for nipple

Person B:huh, I guess that means you were edubating

edubating by dogggyyyssstyle August 10, 2010

emoeating 

when you're feeling emotional and just eat till you gain ten pounds

"girl why you emoeating?"
"shutup! I just got dumped!"

emoeating by theeffingweirdo May 11, 2010

ebating 

Masturbating to Internet porn or cybersex.

Sorry I wasn't ready in time, I was ebating.

ebating by compustrat August 22, 2012

earbating 

1.noun An act of masturbating with ear. Usually an act of listening to trance/progressive/techno music in which the ear is masturbating by itself when the music segues into the dramatic climax of the song resulting in eargasm.

2.verb To masturbate in the form of eargasmic act.

1. The tune mixed by Markus Schulz is worth earbating.

2. My friends all had earbated after attending a trance gig in London.

earbating by arambai August 3, 2010

Egobaiting

Posting something online with the intention of boosting one's own ego. Similar to the popular "ragebaiting" to influence someone to become angry. Egobaiting is done to make people feel good about themselves when they are insecure, lonely, or need validation from complete strangers.

That girl just posted another bikini pic on Instagram!

Yeah, she's egobaiting.

Egobaiting by MrSambo August 1, 2026