Homotive

Creating a social relationship with a same sex person and calling it friendship, while harboring the hidden agenda of pursuing them as a love interest.

This is the sixth time Joe has offered to do me a favor in the last two days, and I am beginning to believe he has a homotive for being so friendly with me.

by compustrat July 11, 2011

ebating

Masturbating to Internet porn or cybersex.

Sorry I wasn't ready in time, I was ebating.

by compustrat August 22, 2012

Rule 96

No fictitious band can possibly compare to the greatness that is Onion Dent!

Dude, Rule 96...The Monkees suck, go get the new Onion Dent!!!

by compustrat December 14, 2010