eggstep

It’s like when you step on an egg.

Can be used as an interjection or an adjective. Positive or negative, but usually just weird.

person A: That film was so eggstep

person B: This concert is so eggstep

person C: *stubs toe* -EGGstep

by EggStepDangerOtic April 25, 2025

eggstentions

When you go to IHOP to get your hair done.

"What kind of hair do you get at IHOP?" "Eggstentions"

by Timothy baker August 13, 2017

eggstench

when you haven't showered for 5 days and you peel back your foreskin

"dude my mum has eggstench"

by bofadeezcruztynutz May 27, 2018

Eggstential Crisis

A loss of the eggs existential state. Usually found on Easter. Also every other day.

I feel especially sorry for the Eggstential Crisis that is so demeaning to each and every egg! It’s bad enough to hunt them; but why must they be dying from dye and trampled by people who cage them in baskets!!!

by Major T. April 17, 2019

eggster

Lil tecca mentioned this on a public podcast/interview saying that man called a gibson who is a sneaky man is know as an eggster

Oh you silly eggster, wag1 eggster

by KnownNames May 21, 2023

F30Elijah/Eggstendo/Big F30

Amongus, Sus, or someone who uses double Barrel Shotguns in Call of Duty Vanguard; Also can mean someone who is 100% not Pushin P

Hey Martin, stop using shotguns you are acting like F30Elijah/Eggstendo/Big F30

by Vilda Media January 11, 2022