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eggstentions 

When you go to IHOP to get your hair done.
"What kind of hair do you get at IHOP?" "Eggstentions"
eggstentions by Timothy baker August 13, 2017

eggstench 

when you haven't showered for 5 days and you peel back your foreskin
"dude my mum has eggstench"

Eggstential Crisis 

A loss of the eggs existential state. Usually found on Easter. Also every other day.
I feel especially sorry for the Eggstential Crisis that is so demeaning to each and every egg! It’s bad enough to hunt them; but why must they be dying from dye and trampled by people who cage them in baskets!!!
Lil tecca mentioned this on a public podcast/interview saying that man called a gibson who is a sneaky man is know as an eggster
Oh you silly eggster, wag1 eggster
eggster by KnownNames May 21, 2023

F30Elijah/Eggstendo/Big F30 

Amongus, Sus, or someone who uses double Barrel Shotguns in Call of Duty Vanguard; Also can mean someone who is 100% not Pushin P
Hey Martin, stop using shotguns you are acting like F30Elijah/Eggstendo/Big F30
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026