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Eggyboff 

Eggyboff is a game that is played between sports teams, friends and even families. The rules of the game are simple, someone calls an Eggyboff by naming a rule. For example :"Next person to use the toilet is eggyboff".

If you become Eggyboff, no-one can talk to you or acknowledge you for the whole time they are Eggyboff. If someone else does talk to Eggyboff, they become Eggyboff until either someone talks to them, or a new rule is called.

It is best played in risky situations, such as a football match, "Next person to touch the ball is Eggyboff".
"Next person to touch their head is Eggyboff!"
Eggyboff by Crouchy15 November 19, 2011
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eggy lurch 

An individual, usually heavy set, who resembles the bodily shape of an egg. Normally are short in stature, with no neck, and waddle and lurch side to side when they walk.
Oh my god, I just saw the biggest eggy lurch on the street. If I pushed her over, she would roll like Humpty Dumpty all the way down the hill!
eggy lurch by MAP123 May 6, 2014
Kyle Metcalf is an eggboi
Eggboi by Thugspeedman August 13, 2020
An insult football (soccer) players use to downplay American Football
Person 1: Soccer is not a real sport
Person 2: Oh but eggball is?
Eggball by Coon764 March 7, 2021

eggyness 

When you rip butt and it is putrid.
Bruh, that fart is real eggyness.
eggyness by That Boi Zachariah January 3, 2017

eggbaskefy 

To act as if a foregone conclusion is in motion without any evidence so suggest so (etymology: 'Don't put all your eggs in one basket')
The interview went really well, but I'm not going to eggbaskefy it!!
eggbaskefy by m0r1arty June 5, 2005
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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