egg beaters 

Testicles; used when a male is having intercourse with a female and his testicles are slapping against the female, making a distinct "slapping" sound. Derived from the term "beat cakes", another term for intercourse.

I had drunk sex last night with Alexis and she wanted it rough, and now my egg beaters are sore this morning.

egg beaters by Wally L Richardson April 18, 2010

Sacramento Egg Beater 

While going down on a girl, the other person (male or female) inserts his/her index fingers into the vagina. He/she should then make circles (one clockwise and one counterclockwise) with their fingers while stimulating the clitoris. This motion mimicks that of an egg beater.

Jon: What did you do last night?
Mike: I was with this girl. She didn't want to have sex, but I totally gave her the Sacramento Egg Beater

Sacramento Egg Beater by MCRT629 April 19, 2009

Madison Egg Beater 

A Madison Egg Beater is where you are doing a girl doggy style and really cramming it in to her, but decide you want to stick it up her ass. As you are cramming her ass, you get a nice lougie ready in your mouth and when you are about to ejaculate you flip her over, hock the lougie into her mouth and then shoot your load into her mouth as well; making the jism and lougie look like an egg on the stove. Now take your dick and ram it into her mouth and swirl it around like an egg beater.

I brought this bitch home last night from the bar and really wanted to pound it from behind. She begged for it in the ass and I obliged, but then I decided I wanted to give her a Madison Egg Beater- the dumb bitch swallowed it all!

Madison Egg Beater by the squirter September 25, 2010

Egg Beater

Egg Beater: A person who is retarded beyond all comprehension that equates to the same value as an inanimate object such as an Egg Beater. For example a retard, idiot, or all round fuck wit.

"look at that fukin egg beater"

"fuck you egg beater"

Egg Beater by aussiemash April 8, 2010

egg beater

A collarless, sleeveless shirt, otherwise known as a "wife beater" which has been worn so long without cleaning that it has become completely yellow from a combination of sweat, spilt beer and smokeless tobacco spittle.

When Cletus saw the film crew from "Cops" he put on his favorite egg beater so as to look good on TV.

egg beater by Rick Santorum November 2, 2006

The Egg Beater 

To achieve this act, one must first crack eggs into a woman's vagina, then, by having sex, beat the eggs until they are ready to scramble or you finish, then having her squeeze them out into a frying pan where they are cooked and eaten.

This morning I was horny and the wife was hungry, so we did the Egg Beater. You know, kill 2 birds with one stone...

The Egg Beater by The Caulk Goblin May 1, 2011

egg beater

A sexual maneuver with a degree of difficulty 9.9. Requires a woman who has given birth to triplets lately. You put your feet inside of her and kick in a bicycle motion - like you are an egg beater. You are also literally beating her eggs, so it works on two levels.

Man, I just slept with Kate from Kate Plus 8. I busted out the egg beater on her.

egg beater by mister creepy February 23, 2011